Filth, joy and s... spam ;p (part 5?)
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Filth, joy and s... spam ;p (part 5?)
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
> So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. >
> Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
> The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together
with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
> The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on; very tall, long eyelashes, muscular and thin.
> St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. >
> The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
> The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck"
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
> So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. >
> Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
> The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together
with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
> The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on; very tall, long eyelashes, muscular and thin.
> St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. >
> The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
> The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck"
Beauty is a luster which love bestows to guile the eye. Therefore it may be said that only when the brain is without love will the eye look and see no beauty.
The meaning of life is 'bucket'
The meaning of life is 'bucket'
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Тук можете да се отдадете на грандоманщина и лигня. Казвам и доказвам:
Грандоманщина
"Without Lubimetz13, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand."
"All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Lubimetz13."
"Worldwide, Lubimetz13 is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects."
Лигня
"Lola was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants."
Грандоманщина
"Without Lubimetz13, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand."
"All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Lubimetz13."
"Worldwide, Lubimetz13 is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects."
Лигня
"Lola was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants."
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боже какви неща научих за себе си???
1. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of herairness.
2. Some hotels in Las Vegas have herairness floating in their swimming pools.
3. Michelangelo finished his great statue of herairness in 1504, after eighteen months work!
4. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as herairness.
5. Herairness cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
6. Herairness has a memory span of three seconds!
7. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of herairness.
8. If you break herairness, you will get seven years of bad luck.
9. Czar Paul I banished herairness to Siberia for marching out of step!
10. Herairness can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
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1. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Interpreter.
2. Interpreter will always turn right when leaving a cave!
3. More people are killed by Interpreter each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
4. Snow White's coffin was made of Interpreter!
5. Interpreter can live for up to a week without a head.
6. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Interpreter!
7. The first Interpreter was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
8. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Interpreter is two minutes.
9. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Interpreter!
10. Interpreter is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
Мен пък ме изкараха доста странно създание - но за сметка на това много ентелегентно
1. Zhivik is incapable of sleep.
2. Zhivik can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
3. Zhivik can turn his stomach inside out.
4. The porpoise is second to Zhivik as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
5. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Zhivik.
6. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Zhivik.
7. Donald Duck's middle name is Zhivik.
8. If you lick Zhivik ten times, you will consume one calorie.
9. Zhivik can last longer without water than a camel can!
10. Zhivik can sleep with one eye open!
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Това са по-бруталните:
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Lannis at least three times a week!
Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Lannis into a volcano it would stop erupting!
Two grams of Lannis provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
Юда, егоист, луда и wow-холик
Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Lannis into a volcano it would stop erupting!
we 2 we 2
we 2 we 2
„Ние можещите, водени от незнаещите, вършим невъзможното за кефа на неблагодарните. И сме направили толкова много, с толкова малко, за толкова кратко време, че можем да правим всичко от нищо. ... За мен най-лошото в България е чудесното наслаждение, което тук имат хората да се преследват един друг и да развалят един другиму работата.”
Това ми е любимото:
Поекспериментирах малко с различни имена и се получиха някои доста интересни попадения:
За George W. Bush:
Banging your head against Vankata uses 150 calories an hour!
Поекспериментирах малко с различни имена и се получиха някои доста интересни попадения:
За George W. Bush:
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Мдаа рекламите на Lynx радват
http://mnis.ru/2006/07/24/otkudazhe_oni ... eksom.html
хехе, руснаците представени в американските комикси
http://usatruth.by.ru/c4.files/komiksy.htm
Хостинг хостинг
http://www.sostav.ru/news/2006/07/24/r9/
http://mnis.ru/2006/07/24/otkudazhe_oni ... eksom.html
хехе, руснаците представени в американските комикси
http://usatruth.by.ru/c4.files/komiksy.htm
Хостинг хостинг
http://www.sostav.ru/news/2006/07/24/r9/
Надуваем мъж за сами шофьорки
25 юли 2006 / News.dir.bg
Той влиза в жабката на автомобила, изправя се, когато натиснете едно копче и щом свърши пътуването, просто махате запушалката му.
Това е така нареченият “Приятел при поискване“ - надуваем мъж. Целта е да бъде поставян на седалката до жена, която шофира сама, за да не се чувства тя нервна и притеснена на пътя. Според проучванията 82% от жените се чувстват по-сигурни зад волана с някой до себе си, особено на тъмно. Надуваемата кукла е дело на компанията Sheilas' Wheels, която не счита, че той е решение за жените, на които се налага да пътуват сами вечер, но все пак ще им даде известна увереност, от която имат нужда.
„Ние можещите, водени от незнаещите, вършим невъзможното за кефа на неблагодарните. И сме направили толкова много, с толкова малко, за толкова кратко време, че можем да правим всичко от нищо. ... За мен най-лошото в България е чудесното наслаждение, което тук имат хората да се преследват един друг и да развалят един другиму работата.”
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