Да поспамим още малко ;) - They come in great numbers!
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Daggerstab
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Аз си пазя в архива разни Тъмни изказвания, ако някой много се е затъжил, мога да му ги предоставя 
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armageddon
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
Beauty is a luster which love bestows to guile the eye. Therefore it may be said that only when the brain is without love will the eye look and see no beauty.
The meaning of life is 'bucket'
The meaning of life is 'bucket'
Enjoy - http://wotmania.com/theorypostdbtheory. ... hitecloaksarmageddon wrote:Берелайн? Месаана? Баси, само на мен ли не ми е попадала някоя толкова очевидно малоумна идея?Matrim wrote:Честно казано, след като ми попадна теория озаглавена "Berelain is Mesaana", вече малко неща могат да ме изненадат.
Ridcully: "A few twenty-mile runs and the Dean'd be a different man."
Bursar: "Well, yes. He'd be dead."
Ridcully: "He'd be healthy."
Bursar: "Yes, but still dead."
Bursar: "Well, yes. He'd be dead."
Ridcully: "He'd be healthy."
Bursar: "Yes, but still dead."
Относно Моридин, да ви предложа и това: http://phorum.studioitti.com/phorum/rea ... 08&t=55008
This octopus! Let's give him boots, send him to North Korea!
<-Подробно описание на нещата, които ми образуват нерви 
Уук.
<-Подробно описание на нещата, които ми образуват нерви Уук.
То налудничави теории с лопата да ги ринеш на Бард, що постове изписах да ги опровергавам...
Да не става въпрос за "Циндейн е Моарейн + Ланфеар" или "Шайдар Харан е Ишамаел"?
Да не става въпрос за "Циндейн е Моарейн + Ланфеар" или "Шайдар Харан е Ишамаел"?Sure your parents might think you're a failure
But no one's ever said: "First, let's kill all the tailors"
Don't be a lawyer!
But no one's ever said: "First, let's kill all the tailors"
Don't be a lawyer!
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armageddon
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ъъъ,няма да се изненадам ако примерно се окаже че скокливец всъщтност е бил мракохрът в предишният си живот,или нещо такова 
а съм напълно сигурен,че кацуан е шаферка под прикритие
а съм напълно сигурен,че кацуан е шаферка под прикритие
И излитам в студения мрак,където порядъчни хора не летят.Тук има само дяволи и вещици, яхнали метли, и един Витя Суворов с неговия парашут.
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