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								by termit » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:32 am
			
			
			
			
			The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (These are *real*)
    * Do You Love As Good As You Look?
    * Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
    * Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
    * Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
    * Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
    * How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
    * Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
    * I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
    * I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
    * I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
    * I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
    * I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
    * I Wanna Whip Your Cow
    * I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
    * I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd  Win
    * I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
    * I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
    * I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
    * I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your
    * Welfare Line - If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
    * If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
    * If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
    * If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
    * If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
    * If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
    * Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
    * May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
    * My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
    * My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
    * My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
    * My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
    * Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
    * Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
    * She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft; She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
    * She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
    * She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
    * Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
    * They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
    * Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
    * When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
    * You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
    * You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
    * You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
    * You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
    * You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
			
									
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