ShadowDance

Портретът от стената с поглед зорък бди,
престъпността рогата безмилостно громи...

не знам дали тези не са ги хакнали, или попринцип са си така, но е яко:

http://www.pazardjik.org/

The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (These are *real*)

* Do You Love As Good As You Look?
* Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
* Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
* How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
* Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
* I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
* I Wanna Whip Your Cow
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
* I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
* I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
* I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
* I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
* I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your
* Welfare Line - If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
* If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
* If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
* If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
* Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
* My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
* My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
* Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
* Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
* She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft; She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
* She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
* She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
* Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
* They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
* Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
* When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
* You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
* You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
* You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
* You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Country rules!

Just hilarious!

er.. i dont get it

тва с Рацингер, де

Погледа ли го достатъчно дълго?

Не, нямам нерви за толкова чакане, баси, ако ше показват нещо, да показват Аз имам работа да върша. Чаках три минути, и се появиха некви бели петна и сянка върху него... whatever that might mean..

едит: а... сега става. може би не се е бил заредил гифа преди. ениуей, туй си го знаем

Ами, не знам, проблеми с връзката нещо? Или браузъра?...
За секунди ми се променя в Дарт Сидиъс , доста сполучливо при т'ва.

Много се извинявам за втория пост, но не съм сигурна, че ако сложа линка в горния, ще го видите

Пародия на Епизод 3. Аз лично много се нарадвах на някои моменти:

A Lost Hope

Бе, има си някои радващи моменти, но като цяло твърде е правено със замисъла да е простотия.

Да, т.е. няма кой знае кви претенции. Затова и радва като цяло (да, само някои неща).

The time has finally come...
Men strike back!!!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet! Than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer Gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.