Споделете пак
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Re: Споделете пак
Ох, горките.
Дано намерят добър дом.
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Re: Споделете пак
А дано. 
Днес си лафих добре с един мошеник на Autotrader, беше много забавно. Ето ви диалогът:
Аз:
Hi, I see you're interested in my 1990 Miata. If you'd like to take a look at it, text me at ***-***-***
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Той:
What's the condition and how low will you go on the price
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Аз:
I have described the condition of the car in my ad. Car has low km, runs really well, no mechanical problems, interior is very good, paint is in pretty good condition overall, and I've just done a bunch of maintenance. It has some rust in the usual place for Miatas (in this case primarily on the driver's side rocker panel). Look at the ad for more details.
Feel free to make me a reasonable offer. I'm also selling it without the hard top for $4500 if you don't need it.
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Той:
Sound good, I think the price of $4,500 is fair enough, so just send me your paypal email and your account holder name so that I can make the payment.thanks
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Аз:
Sorry, I am selling the car in person, cash only.
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Той:
I'm sorry i can only pay via paypal as it's directly linked to my bank account. If you don't have an account, you can visit www.paypal.com to make an account so that I can make the payment. thats what have been using for years without any hitches. Let me know what you think.
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Аз:
You can get cash from your bank account, just go to your local branch and request the funds. You can also call them to make sure they have that ready for you. I can meet you as soon as you withdraw the money. If you have a problem getting the entire amount ready, I will accept a $500 cash deposit. I will provide you with a receipt and I will get you a bill of sale when you bring the remaining cash, then you can set up your insurance and registration and pick up the vehicle.

Днес си лафих добре с един мошеник на Autotrader, беше много забавно. Ето ви диалогът:
Аз:
Hi, I see you're interested in my 1990 Miata. If you'd like to take a look at it, text me at ***-***-***
-----------------
Той:
What's the condition and how low will you go on the price
-----------------
Аз:
I have described the condition of the car in my ad. Car has low km, runs really well, no mechanical problems, interior is very good, paint is in pretty good condition overall, and I've just done a bunch of maintenance. It has some rust in the usual place for Miatas (in this case primarily on the driver's side rocker panel). Look at the ad for more details.
Feel free to make me a reasonable offer. I'm also selling it without the hard top for $4500 if you don't need it.
-----------------
Той:
Sound good, I think the price of $4,500 is fair enough, so just send me your paypal email and your account holder name so that I can make the payment.thanks
-----------------
Аз:
Sorry, I am selling the car in person, cash only.
-----------------
Той:
I'm sorry i can only pay via paypal as it's directly linked to my bank account. If you don't have an account, you can visit www.paypal.com to make an account so that I can make the payment. thats what have been using for years without any hitches. Let me know what you think.
-----------------
Аз:
You can get cash from your bank account, just go to your local branch and request the funds. You can also call them to make sure they have that ready for you. I can meet you as soon as you withdraw the money. If you have a problem getting the entire amount ready, I will accept a $500 cash deposit. I will provide you with a receipt and I will get you a bill of sale when you bring the remaining cash, then you can set up your insurance and registration and pick up the vehicle.
Re: Споделете пак
Ше си сменям работата!!! Wiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!

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С какво ще я сменяш?
Сащо, а каква всъщност му е идеята на този с Пейпала, че не съм много навътре?
С какво ще я сменяш?
Сащо, а каква всъщност му е идеята на този с Пейпала, че не съм много навътре?
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Ша хода о библиотеката в медицинския университет 
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Ами, Марфе, честито
!
Предполагам там ще работиш основно със студенти и лекари/преподаватели?
Предполагам там ще работиш основно със студенти и лекари/преподаватели?
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Мениджърският ми телефон звъни:
"Alex speaking, how can I help you?"
"Hello... I bought a stapler from you and I accidentally stapled my hand. Since you're Staples and sell staples, ha-ha, I was thinking you must have someone there who's stapled their hand too and they can tell me what to do! Can you let me speak to them?"
"Uh... you should probably go to a clinic to have it removed?"
"Oh... OK."

"Alex speaking, how can I help you?"
"Hello... I bought a stapler from you and I accidentally stapled my hand. Since you're Staples and sell staples, ha-ha, I was thinking you must have someone there who's stapled their hand too and they can tell me what to do! Can you let me speak to them?"
"Uh... you should probably go to a clinic to have it removed?"
"Oh... OK."
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Мхмtermit wrote:Ами, Марфе, честито!
Предполагам там ще работиш основно със студенти и лекари/преподаватели?
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Честито, Марфе! Дано сега поне психопатите да са по-малко, макар че знае ли човек. Като видиш светлото лекарско бъдеще и минало на България може да се откажеш да ходиш на лекар до края на дните си.
Във Варненския медицински, нали?
Във Варненския медицински, нали?
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Марфе, най-много да се отчаяш от читателските навици (липсата им) спред студентите по медицина и подобни. Но се надявам, че за теб поне ще е по-малко кретенизъм и простотия на единица време.
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То аз вече съм си отчаяна като цяло, ама айде, поне ще сменя малко физиономиите на питекантропите 
Хрисе, във варненския, да
Хрисе, във варненския, да
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Днес продадох Миата-чан на човек, който ще има повече време и възможност да се грижи за нея 
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Честитак на марфа,
А аз споделям, че не откривам причината да пишем само 4.68 човека из всичките форуми. едно време тук беше сеч, далеч не като свинщината в e-bane.net например, но си беше живо местенце.
А аз споделям, че не откривам причината да пишем само 4.68 човека из всичките форуми. едно време тук беше сеч, далеч не като свинщината в e-bane.net например, но си беше живо местенце.
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Тъжна е работата, а и ние доста се съсредоточихме последната година по списанието и форумът мина на заден план. А наистина какви славни моменти е имал - от време на време се хващам да чета старите теми и да се къпя в носталгия 
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