Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:07 pm
ShadowDance
A Gathering of Shadows
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Filth, joy and s... spam ;p (part 5?)
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:14 pm
Хахаха :))) какво усърдие, да вдига табелата само в петък...
Ух че е шладичко :D
Ух че е шладичко :D
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:00 pm
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:22 pm
Брех петък 13 било нема що 
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:16 am
Дзвер та дрънка 
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:00 am
Хехехе, зайцемут-а тва май от RRRrrr филма
тва май от RRRrrr филма Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:06 am
Tва не е ли саблезъб заек ?
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V_e8wMQdlU LOL!
Ако не знаете какво е Downloader:P
и още малко по темата:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiBOt9tmev8&NR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HToRWLu0BqU&NR
Ако не знаете какво е Downloader:P
и още малко по темата:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiBOt9tmev8&NR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HToRWLu0BqU&NR
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:31 pm
Yan wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V_e8wMQdlU LOL!
Ако не знаете какво е Downloader:P
и още малко по темата:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiBOt9tmev8&NR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HToRWLu0BqU&NR
Ах как ме вдъхновяват да тегля още по мощно
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:27 pm
Alice and Frank are Bungee-jumping in New Jersey one day. Alice has an idea and says to Frank, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own Bungee-jumping business in warm Mexico." Frank thinks it's a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and start setting up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a curious crowd of Mexicans begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more gather to watch the "gringos" at work. When they
had finished, there was such a crowd, they thought it a good idea to give
a demonstration. So Alice happily jumps.
She bounces down at the end of the cord, and when she comes up, Frank notices a few cuts and scratches on her. Frank doesn't think to catch her
and she falls again, bounces, and comes back up. This time, she is bruised and bleeding and Frank worries about the chord length.
Again, Alice falls and bounces back up. This time, she comes back pretty messed up - she's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Frank catches her this time and says, "What going on? Is the cord too long?"
Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "The bungee cord was fine... it's
the Mexicans!... Frank, what the Hell is a piñata?!"
They travel to Mexico and start setting up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a curious crowd of Mexicans begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more gather to watch the "gringos" at work. When they
had finished, there was such a crowd, they thought it a good idea to give
a demonstration. So Alice happily jumps.
She bounces down at the end of the cord, and when she comes up, Frank notices a few cuts and scratches on her. Frank doesn't think to catch her
and she falls again, bounces, and comes back up. This time, she is bruised and bleeding and Frank worries about the chord length.
Again, Alice falls and bounces back up. This time, she comes back pretty messed up - she's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Frank catches her this time and says, "What going on? Is the cord too long?"
Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "The bungee cord was fine... it's
the Mexicans!... Frank, what the Hell is a piñata?!"
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:46 am
о,тва за петъка ще го извадя и ще си го разпечатам 
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:02 pm
Покрай горните клипчета попаднах и на това:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwUZy82AJ5U
Само заради онова за Бил Гейтс ще продължа да пиратствам
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwUZy82AJ5U
Само заради онова за Бил Гейтс ще продължа да пиратствам
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:42 pm
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:31 pm
http://mfrtz.blogspot.com/2006/10/why-c ... emale.html
Why Computers Must be Male/Female
Top nine reasons computers must be male:
1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. A better model is always just around the corner.
3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4. It is always necessary to have a backup.
5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
7. The lights are on but nobody's home.
8. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
9. Size does matter
Top nine reasons computers must be female:
1. Picky, picky, picky.
2. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
3. Beauty is only shell deep.
4. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
5. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
6. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
7. Smalltalk is important.
8. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
9. They make you take the garbage out.
Why Computers Must be Male/Female
Top nine reasons computers must be male:
1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. A better model is always just around the corner.
3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4. It is always necessary to have a backup.
5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
7. The lights are on but nobody's home.
8. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
9. Size does matter
Top nine reasons computers must be female:
1. Picky, picky, picky.
2. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
3. Beauty is only shell deep.
4. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
5. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
6. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
7. Smalltalk is important.
8. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
9. They make you take the garbage out.
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:45 pm
243230 засега, ама като мина в космоса и ме утрепа веднага