Filth, joy and s... spam ;p (part 5?)
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Брех петък 13 било нема що 
„Ние можещите, водени от незнаещите, вършим невъзможното за кефа на неблагодарните. И сме направили толкова много, с толкова малко, за толкова кратко време, че можем да правим всичко от нищо. ... За мен най-лошото в България е чудесното наслаждение, което тук имат хората да се преследват един друг и да развалят един другиму работата.”
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Хехехе, зайцемут-а тва май от RRRrrr филма
тва май от RRRrrr филма „Ние можещите, водени от незнаещите, вършим невъзможното за кефа на неблагодарните. И сме направили толкова много, с толкова малко, за толкова кратко време, че можем да правим всичко от нищо. ... За мен най-лошото в България е чудесното наслаждение, което тук имат хората да се преследват един друг и да развалят един другиму работата.”
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V_e8wMQdlU LOL!
Ако не знаете какво е Downloader:P
и още малко по темата:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiBOt9tmev8&NR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HToRWLu0BqU&NR
Ако не знаете какво е Downloader:P
и още малко по темата:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiBOt9tmev8&NR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HToRWLu0BqU&NR
Правилата на бордгейминга:
1. Всички други неща, включително храна, дрехи, застраховка за колата и пари за обяд, представляват непредвидени разходи по отношение на това, което ви е необходимо за игрите.
2. Никога не пресмятайте общата стойност на това, което сте купили.
3. Ако искате нещо, значи ви е нужно.
4. Ако ви е нужно, значи трябва да го купите.
1. Всички други неща, включително храна, дрехи, застраховка за колата и пари за обяд, представляват непредвидени разходи по отношение на това, което ви е необходимо за игрите.
2. Никога не пресмятайте общата стойност на това, което сте купили.
3. Ако искате нещо, значи ви е нужно.
4. Ако ви е нужно, значи трябва да го купите.
Yan wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V_e8wMQdlU LOL!
Ако не знаете какво е Downloader:P
и още малко по темата:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiBOt9tmev8&NR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HToRWLu0BqU&NR
Ах как ме вдъхновяват да тегля още по мощно
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Alice and Frank are Bungee-jumping in New Jersey one day. Alice has an idea and says to Frank, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own Bungee-jumping business in warm Mexico." Frank thinks it's a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and start setting up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a curious crowd of Mexicans begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more gather to watch the "gringos" at work. When they
had finished, there was such a crowd, they thought it a good idea to give
a demonstration. So Alice happily jumps.
She bounces down at the end of the cord, and when she comes up, Frank notices a few cuts and scratches on her. Frank doesn't think to catch her
and she falls again, bounces, and comes back up. This time, she is bruised and bleeding and Frank worries about the chord length.
Again, Alice falls and bounces back up. This time, she comes back pretty messed up - she's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Frank catches her this time and says, "What going on? Is the cord too long?"
Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "The bungee cord was fine... it's
the Mexicans!... Frank, what the Hell is a piñata?!"
They travel to Mexico and start setting up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a curious crowd of Mexicans begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more gather to watch the "gringos" at work. When they
had finished, there was such a crowd, they thought it a good idea to give
a demonstration. So Alice happily jumps.
She bounces down at the end of the cord, and when she comes up, Frank notices a few cuts and scratches on her. Frank doesn't think to catch her
and she falls again, bounces, and comes back up. This time, she is bruised and bleeding and Frank worries about the chord length.
Again, Alice falls and bounces back up. This time, she comes back pretty messed up - she's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Frank catches her this time and says, "What going on? Is the cord too long?"
Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "The bungee cord was fine... it's
the Mexicans!... Frank, what the Hell is a piñata?!"
Beauty is a luster which love bestows to guile the eye. Therefore it may be said that only when the brain is without love will the eye look and see no beauty.
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Покрай горните клипчета попаднах и на това:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwUZy82AJ5U
Само заради онова за Бил Гейтс ще продължа да пиратствам
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwUZy82AJ5U
Само заради онова за Бил Гейтс ще продължа да пиратствам
Дагърстаб. Точка.
Предупреждение: Имам лошия навик да споря. Освен това страдам от черен хумор и изблици на сарказъм.
Предупреждение: Имам лошия навик да споря. Освен това страдам от черен хумор и изблици на сарказъм.
Правилата на бордгейминга:
1. Всички други неща, включително храна, дрехи, застраховка за колата и пари за обяд, представляват непредвидени разходи по отношение на това, което ви е необходимо за игрите.
2. Никога не пресмятайте общата стойност на това, което сте купили.
3. Ако искате нещо, значи ви е нужно.
4. Ако ви е нужно, значи трябва да го купите.
1. Всички други неща, включително храна, дрехи, застраховка за колата и пари за обяд, представляват непредвидени разходи по отношение на това, което ви е необходимо за игрите.
2. Никога не пресмятайте общата стойност на това, което сте купили.
3. Ако искате нещо, значи ви е нужно.
4. Ако ви е нужно, значи трябва да го купите.
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Why Computers Must be Male/Female
Top nine reasons computers must be male:
1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. A better model is always just around the corner.
3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4. It is always necessary to have a backup.
5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
7. The lights are on but nobody's home.
8. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
9. Size does matter
Top nine reasons computers must be female:
1. Picky, picky, picky.
2. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
3. Beauty is only shell deep.
4. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
5. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
6. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
7. Smalltalk is important.
8. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
9. They make you take the garbage out.
Why Computers Must be Male/Female
Top nine reasons computers must be male:
1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. A better model is always just around the corner.
3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4. It is always necessary to have a backup.
5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
7. The lights are on but nobody's home.
8. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
9. Size does matter
Top nine reasons computers must be female:
1. Picky, picky, picky.
2. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
3. Beauty is only shell deep.
4. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
5. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
6. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
7. Smalltalk is important.
8. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
9. They make you take the garbage out.
Дагърстаб. Точка.
Предупреждение: Имам лошия навик да споря. Освен това страдам от черен хумор и изблици на сарказъм.
Предупреждение: Имам лошия навик да споря. Освен това страдам от черен хумор и изблици на сарказъм.
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