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- Bat Garo Still Rots
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At the end of the road,
He calls everyone home.
And the fire will consume us, striking through to the bone.
At the end of the road,
You will soon hear him call.
As the congregations crumble,
And the chapels will fall.
And the taste on your tongue
Well it comes, yeah it comes
With the bittersweet pang of remorse and pain.
Till the judgment is made
The prosecution's won.
The gavel has fallen
And justice is done.
The courtroom clears
I'm left alone on the bench.
My wife and children gone,
Along with the defense.
The bailiff leads me back to my cell,
Like the riverman ferrying me to hell.
I can't blame him to hate me for what I’ve done
I hear them whispering in the hall:
"You'll live and die by the gun"
All I can do is sit here and pray,
I'll be forgiven on judgment day.
Tell my wife in our yard
Buried underneath the pine,
There's a shoebox full of money,
Of which I never earned a dime.
Use it to start over, the way things should've been..
Live honest,
Love again.
Tell my wife, tell my kids;
I never meant for this to happen!
When they flipped the switch,
Please do not stay,
I couldn't bear for you-
To remember me this way.
He calls everyone home.
And the fire will consume us, striking through to the bone.
At the end of the road,
You will soon hear him call.
As the congregations crumble,
And the chapels will fall.
And the taste on your tongue
Well it comes, yeah it comes
With the bittersweet pang of remorse and pain.
Till the judgment is made
The prosecution's won.
The gavel has fallen
And justice is done.
The courtroom clears
I'm left alone on the bench.
My wife and children gone,
Along with the defense.
The bailiff leads me back to my cell,
Like the riverman ferrying me to hell.
I can't blame him to hate me for what I’ve done
I hear them whispering in the hall:
"You'll live and die by the gun"
All I can do is sit here and pray,
I'll be forgiven on judgment day.
Tell my wife in our yard
Buried underneath the pine,
There's a shoebox full of money,
Of which I never earned a dime.
Use it to start over, the way things should've been..
Live honest,
Love again.
Tell my wife, tell my kids;
I never meant for this to happen!
When they flipped the switch,
Please do not stay,
I couldn't bear for you-
To remember me this way.
DIABLO 3: AND THE HEAVENS SHALL TREMBLE
- Bat Garo Still Rots
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niama da ia pisha cialata:)na india arie-ready for love
if you give me half a chance
i'll prove this to you
i will be patient ,kind
faithful and true
to a man who loves music,
a man who loves art,
respects the spirit world
and thinks with his heart
edna ot nai-dobrite liubovni pesni4ki,no e malko tajna i niakak melanholi4na.4esti4ko si reva na neia:)
if you give me half a chance
i'll prove this to you
i will be patient ,kind
faithful and true
to a man who loves music,
a man who loves art,
respects the spirit world
and thinks with his heart
edna ot nai-dobrite liubovni pesni4ki,no e malko tajna i niakak melanholi4na.4esti4ko si reva na neia:)
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Michel Batista-Amor De Lejos
Este es un caso de la vida real
Autor Sergio Consuegra
Amor de lejos no es un amor verdadero
Amor de lejos no es un amor duradero
Hoy compadre vengo a verlo
para decirle lo que siento.
La mujer que yo mas quiero
no es amigo mas bella
Hace tiempo que se fue
para una tierra muy lejana.
No se si la vuelvo a ver
si la vuelvo a ver manana.
Amor de lejos no es un amor verdadero
Amor de lejos no es un amor duradero
Me prometio que el nuestro amor
en la distancia no moriria.
Que nunca me olvidaria
pero pasaron los dias
y aqui quede yo esperando
hoy recuerdo sus palabras.
Fueron mentiras, fueron mentiras.
Amor de lejos no es un amor verdadero
Amor de lejos no es un amor duradero
Pobre aquel
Pobrecito aquel
que este pasando
por esta situacion
Yo tan valiente que he sido
hasta la muerte he querido.
Aqui tirado en el olvido
a Dios le pido olvidar
mis penas y mis rencores
de mi triste realidad.
Por lo que tu mas creas te juro
la distancia es traicionera.
Amor de lejos no es un amor verdadero
Amor de lejos no es un amor duradero
Que dolor llevo en mi alma
como duele una traicion.
Ayer me dijeron que la vieron
de brazo de su nuevo amor.
Yo nunca le di un motivo
Por que este engano sin razon.
Pero si de algo estoy seguro
es que un dia ella me la tiene que pagar.
Amor de lejos no es un amor verdadero
Amor de lejos no es un amor duradero
Con una pena en el alma (amor de lejos)
otro comiendose el filete (amor de lejos)
y yo esperando, esperando (amor de lejos)
Nadie sabe pa' quien trabaja, !caramba! (amor de lejos)
Y los vecinos miron, murmuron (amor de lejos)
Y yo ser el ultimo de saber, !caramba! (amor de lejos)
Si, a esa mujer no le faltaba nada (amor de lejos)
pero ?por que, por que? (amor de lejos)
Muy bien deciamos viejos de antes (amor de lejos)
que el amor de lejos es un amor verdadero (amor de lejos)
(Amor de lejos...)
Este es un caso de la vida real
Autor Sergio Consuegra
Amor de lejos no es un amor verdadero
Amor de lejos no es un amor duradero
Hoy compadre vengo a verlo
para decirle lo que siento.
La mujer que yo mas quiero
no es amigo mas bella
Hace tiempo que se fue
para una tierra muy lejana.
No se si la vuelvo a ver
si la vuelvo a ver manana.
Amor de lejos no es un amor verdadero
Amor de lejos no es un amor duradero
Me prometio que el nuestro amor
en la distancia no moriria.
Que nunca me olvidaria
pero pasaron los dias
y aqui quede yo esperando
hoy recuerdo sus palabras.
Fueron mentiras, fueron mentiras.
Amor de lejos no es un amor verdadero
Amor de lejos no es un amor duradero
Pobre aquel
Pobrecito aquel
que este pasando
por esta situacion
Yo tan valiente que he sido
hasta la muerte he querido.
Aqui tirado en el olvido
a Dios le pido olvidar
mis penas y mis rencores
de mi triste realidad.
Por lo que tu mas creas te juro
la distancia es traicionera.
Amor de lejos no es un amor verdadero
Amor de lejos no es un amor duradero
Que dolor llevo en mi alma
como duele una traicion.
Ayer me dijeron que la vieron
de brazo de su nuevo amor.
Yo nunca le di un motivo
Por que este engano sin razon.
Pero si de algo estoy seguro
es que un dia ella me la tiene que pagar.
Amor de lejos no es un amor verdadero
Amor de lejos no es un amor duradero
Con una pena en el alma (amor de lejos)
otro comiendose el filete (amor de lejos)
y yo esperando, esperando (amor de lejos)
Nadie sabe pa' quien trabaja, !caramba! (amor de lejos)
Y los vecinos miron, murmuron (amor de lejos)
Y yo ser el ultimo de saber, !caramba! (amor de lejos)
Si, a esa mujer no le faltaba nada (amor de lejos)
pero ?por que, por que? (amor de lejos)
Muy bien deciamos viejos de antes (amor de lejos)
que el amor de lejos es un amor verdadero (amor de lejos)
(Amor de lejos...)
Salvation
Roxette
I can barely remember my past
Everything seems to disappear so fast
But I recall being jealous and alone
Gazing at the dreams going by
I started my life when you knocked on the door
Found something inside I didn't dare to ignore
Now I do believe in flowers on the moon
I'll swim beside the golden tide
You crashed by the gate
Captured my fate
Salvation
My eyes couldn't see
I hardly breathed
I was diving so deep
Salvation
I'm down in the study holding on to my luck
Will you still love me when I call you up?
I gave you my body, the power over me
Come on, bring out the best in me
You crashed by the gate
Captured my fate
Salvation
My eyes couldn't see
I hardly breathed
My heart was asleep
Salvation
Some will get broken
Others will get lucky like me meeting you
Don't pass me by
You crashed by the gate
Captured my fate
Salvation
My eyes couldn't see
I hardly breathed
I was down on my knees
Salvation
Some will get broken
Others will get lucky like me meeting you
Don't pass me by
Don't pass me by
I found salvation, oh yea
You bring me salvation
I found salvation
Roxette
I can barely remember my past
Everything seems to disappear so fast
But I recall being jealous and alone
Gazing at the dreams going by
I started my life when you knocked on the door
Found something inside I didn't dare to ignore
Now I do believe in flowers on the moon
I'll swim beside the golden tide
You crashed by the gate
Captured my fate
Salvation
My eyes couldn't see
I hardly breathed
I was diving so deep
Salvation
I'm down in the study holding on to my luck
Will you still love me when I call you up?
I gave you my body, the power over me
Come on, bring out the best in me
You crashed by the gate
Captured my fate
Salvation
My eyes couldn't see
I hardly breathed
My heart was asleep
Salvation
Some will get broken
Others will get lucky like me meeting you
Don't pass me by
You crashed by the gate
Captured my fate
Salvation
My eyes couldn't see
I hardly breathed
I was down on my knees
Salvation
Some will get broken
Others will get lucky like me meeting you
Don't pass me by
Don't pass me by
I found salvation, oh yea
You bring me salvation
I found salvation
I don't wanna die
But I ain't keen on living either
But I ain't keen on living either
Железна песен тва да 

„Ние можещите, водени от незнаещите, вършим невъзможното за кефа на неблагодарните. И сме направили толкова много, с толкова малко, за толкова кратко време, че можем да правим всичко от нищо. ... За мен най-лошото в България е чудесното наслаждение, което тук имат хората да се преследват един друг и да развалят един другиму работата.”
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La Cabra Mecánica - Felicidad
Mata más gente el tabaco que los aviones
He perdido el miedo a volar
Enciendo la Farias de las grandes ocasiones
En las nubes tengo un Bemeuve
Una Pleisteision, tu foto y un par de postales
Sigue escribiendo donde quiera que tu estés
Felicidad
Qué bonito nombre tienes
Felicidad
Vete tú a saber dónde te metes
Felicidad
Cuando sales sola a bailar
Y tomas dos copas de más
Y se te olvida que me quieres
Nada más verte le dije a mi sentido común
Que no me esperara levantado
Y al volver a casa una nota en el Livinrum
Y un adiós en los morros
Y desde entonces duermo solo
Finito, acabado, caramba
Y pagando los recibos de la luz
Cuando menos lo esperaba de pronto un día
A mi puerta llamó la alegría
Y resulta que tenía tu carita
Y que estabas tan rica
Y devoré tu piel, tu carne y tus espinas
Y rebañé "to el" suco, suco, suco rebañe.
Desde entonces en verano nunca pido ensaladilla
Ni antes de dos horas dе digestión me tiro al mar
He dejado de abusar del tabaco del café
Del tinto y del Prozac
Pura Felicidad
Farias - грамааааадна пура
Bemeuve - BMW
Pleiesteision - Playstation
Livinrum - Livingroom

Mata más gente el tabaco que los aviones
He perdido el miedo a volar
Enciendo la Farias de las grandes ocasiones
En las nubes tengo un Bemeuve
Una Pleisteision, tu foto y un par de postales
Sigue escribiendo donde quiera que tu estés
Felicidad
Qué bonito nombre tienes
Felicidad
Vete tú a saber dónde te metes
Felicidad
Cuando sales sola a bailar
Y tomas dos copas de más
Y se te olvida que me quieres
Nada más verte le dije a mi sentido común
Que no me esperara levantado
Y al volver a casa una nota en el Livinrum
Y un adiós en los morros
Y desde entonces duermo solo
Finito, acabado, caramba
Y pagando los recibos de la luz
Cuando menos lo esperaba de pronto un día
A mi puerta llamó la alegría
Y resulta que tenía tu carita
Y que estabas tan rica
Y devoré tu piel, tu carne y tus espinas
Y rebañé "to el" suco, suco, suco rebañe.
Desde entonces en verano nunca pido ensaladilla
Ni antes de dos horas dе digestión me tiro al mar
He dejado de abusar del tabaco del café
Del tinto y del Prozac
Pura Felicidad
Farias - грамааааадна пура
Bemeuve - BMW
Pleiesteision - Playstation
Livinrum - Livingroom
- Spoiler: show

Luxury is a matter of having options!!!
Не е по-богат който има повече, а който се нуждае от по-малко!
¡Hagas lo que hagas - la cagas!!
Не е по-богат който има повече, а който се нуждае от по-малко!
¡Hagas lo que hagas - la cagas!!
Muse
Falling Away With You
i can't remember when it was good
moments of happiness elude
maybe i just misunderstood
all of the love we left behind
watching the flash backs intertwine
memories i will never find
so i'll love whatever you become
and forget the reckless things we've done
i think our lives have just begun
i think our lives have just begun
and i feel my world crumbling
I feel my life crumbling
i feel my soul crumbling away
and falling away
falling away with you
staying awake to chase a dream
tasting the air you're breathing in
i know i won't forget a thing
promise to hold you close and pray
watching the fantasies decay
nothing will ever stay the same
all of the love we threw away
all of the hopes we cherished fade
making the same mistakes again
making the same mistakes again
i can feel my world crumbling
i can feel my life crumbling
i can feel my soul crumbling away
and falling away
falling away with you
all of the love we've left behind
watching the flash backs intertwine
memories i will never find
memories i will never find
Falling Away With You
i can't remember when it was good
moments of happiness elude
maybe i just misunderstood
all of the love we left behind
watching the flash backs intertwine
memories i will never find
so i'll love whatever you become
and forget the reckless things we've done
i think our lives have just begun
i think our lives have just begun
and i feel my world crumbling
I feel my life crumbling
i feel my soul crumbling away
and falling away
falling away with you
staying awake to chase a dream
tasting the air you're breathing in
i know i won't forget a thing
promise to hold you close and pray
watching the fantasies decay
nothing will ever stay the same
all of the love we threw away
all of the hopes we cherished fade
making the same mistakes again
making the same mistakes again
i can feel my world crumbling
i can feel my life crumbling
i can feel my soul crumbling away
and falling away
falling away with you
all of the love we've left behind
watching the flash backs intertwine
memories i will never find
memories i will never find
I don't wanna die
But I ain't keen on living either
But I ain't keen on living either
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Pearl Jam - Last Kiss
Oh where, oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world
We were out on a date in my daddy's car
We hadn't driven very far
There in the road, up straight ahead
A car was stalled, the engine was dead
I couldn't stop, so I swerved to the right
I'll never forget the sound that night
The screamin' tires, the bustin' glass
The painful scream that I heard last
Oh where, oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world
When I woke up, the rain was pourin' down
There were people standing all around
Something warm rollin' through my eyes
But somehow I found my baby that night
I lifted her head, she looked at me and said
"Hold me darling just a little while"
I held her close, I kissed her our last kiss
I found the love that I knew I would miss
But now she's gone, even though I hold her tight
I lost my love, my life that night
Oh where, oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world...
Oh where, oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world
We were out on a date in my daddy's car
We hadn't driven very far
There in the road, up straight ahead
A car was stalled, the engine was dead
I couldn't stop, so I swerved to the right
I'll never forget the sound that night
The screamin' tires, the bustin' glass
The painful scream that I heard last
Oh where, oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world
When I woke up, the rain was pourin' down
There were people standing all around
Something warm rollin' through my eyes
But somehow I found my baby that night
I lifted her head, she looked at me and said
"Hold me darling just a little while"
I held her close, I kissed her our last kiss
I found the love that I knew I would miss
But now she's gone, even though I hold her tight
I lost my love, my life that night
Oh where, oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world...
This is it. Ground zero.
A Pain That I'm Used To
Depeche Mode
I'm not sure what I'm looking for anymore
I just know that I'm harder to console
I don't see who I'm trying to be instead of me
But the key is a question of control
Can you say what you're trying to play anyway
I just pay while you're breaking all the rules
All the signs that I find have been underlined
Devils thrive on the drive that is fueled
All this running around, well it's getting me down
Just give me a pain that I'm used to
I don't need to believe all the dreams you conceive
You just need to achieve something that rings true
There's a hole in your soul like an animal
With no conscience, repentance, oh no
Close your eyes, pay the price for your paradise
Devils feed on the seeds of the soul
I can't conceal what I feel, what I know is real
No mistaking the faking, I care
With a prayer in the air I will leave it there
On a note full of hope not despair
All this running around, well it's getting me down
Just give me a pain that I'm used to
I don't need to believe all the dreams you conceive
You just need to achieve something that rings true
Depeche Mode
I'm not sure what I'm looking for anymore
I just know that I'm harder to console
I don't see who I'm trying to be instead of me
But the key is a question of control
Can you say what you're trying to play anyway
I just pay while you're breaking all the rules
All the signs that I find have been underlined
Devils thrive on the drive that is fueled
All this running around, well it's getting me down
Just give me a pain that I'm used to
I don't need to believe all the dreams you conceive
You just need to achieve something that rings true
There's a hole in your soul like an animal
With no conscience, repentance, oh no
Close your eyes, pay the price for your paradise
Devils feed on the seeds of the soul
I can't conceal what I feel, what I know is real
No mistaking the faking, I care
With a prayer in the air I will leave it there
On a note full of hope not despair
All this running around, well it's getting me down
Just give me a pain that I'm used to
I don't need to believe all the dreams you conceive
You just need to achieve something that rings true
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I don't wanna die
But I ain't keen on living either
But I ain't keen on living either
хм губи се ефекта само текста като е, ма се пак е изродия
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_tWeFFPKGs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_tWeFFPKGs
„Ние можещите, водени от незнаещите, вършим невъзможното за кефа на неблагодарните. И сме направили толкова много, с толкова малко, за толкова кратко време, че можем да правим всичко от нищо. ... За мен най-лошото в България е чудесното наслаждение, което тук имат хората да се преследват един друг и да развалят един другиму работата.”
Велика еA Pain That I'm Used To
Depeche Mode

New dawn fades
Joy Division
Change of speed, a change of style
A change of scene, with no regrets
A chance to watch
admire the distance
Still occupied - though you forget
Different colours, different shades
Over each mistakes were made
I took the blame
Directionless, so plain to see
A loaded gun won't set you free
So you say
We'll share a drink and step outside
An angry voice and one who cried
We'll give you everything and more
The strain's too much,
can't take much more
Oh I've walked on water,
run through fire
Can't seem to feel it anymore
It was me - waiting for me
Hoping for something more
Me - see me in this time -
Hoping for something else
След няколко упражнения за разтягане взимам бърз душ и отивам във видеотеката, където връщам две касети взети под наем в понеделник - "Тя в мъжкия изправителен център" и "Двойно тяло", но всъщност пренаемам касетата с филма "Двойно тяло", защото искам тази вечер да го гледам още веднъж, въпреки че едва ли ще имам време да онанирам при сцената с умъртвяването на една жена с бормашина, тъй като в седем и половина имам среща с Кортни в "Кафе Люксембург".
"Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)"
Beelzeboss
[Beelz] I am complete!
[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
[Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
[JB] Wait! Wait! Wait!
you motherfucker
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off
[Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuck
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?
[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
and also you will have to pay our rent
[Beelz] And what if *i* win?
[JB] then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?
[JB] trust me Kage, its the only way,
[KG] What the fuck are you talking about?
[JB] to be your little bitch.
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa
I'm the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty
I'm the devil i can do what i want,
whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
[JB] Noooooo!
c'mon Kage bring the thunder
[KG] there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
[JB] listen to me
[KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[JB] goddamn-it Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
you're gonna gargle mayonnaise
unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
[KG] dude, we've been through so much shit,
[JB] deactivated lasers with my dick
[BOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down!
[JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C'mon Kage cause it's time to blow doors down
[KG] OOOOOOh and who'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown
[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rock is sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D [18x]
[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're coming with me.
Taste my lightning fuckers!
[Tenacious D:]
[JB] NOOOO!
[Beelz]
ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin' horn!
ooohh no!
[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again
[Beelz]
Nooooooo! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!
Beelzeboss
[Beelz] I am complete!
[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
[Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
[JB] Wait! Wait! Wait!
you motherfucker
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off
[Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuck
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?
[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
and also you will have to pay our rent
[Beelz] And what if *i* win?
[JB] then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?
[JB] trust me Kage, its the only way,
[KG] What the fuck are you talking about?
[JB] to be your little bitch.
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa
I'm the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty
I'm the devil i can do what i want,
whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
[JB] Noooooo!
c'mon Kage bring the thunder
[KG] there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
[JB] listen to me
[KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[JB] goddamn-it Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
you're gonna gargle mayonnaise
unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
[KG] dude, we've been through so much shit,
[JB] deactivated lasers with my dick
[BOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down!
[JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C'mon Kage cause it's time to blow doors down
[KG] OOOOOOh and who'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown
[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rock is sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D [18x]
[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're coming with me.
Taste my lightning fuckers!
[Tenacious D:]
[JB] NOOOO!
[Beelz]
ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin' horn!
ooohh no!
[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again
[Beelz]
Nooooooo! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!
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