Да поспамим за разнообразие (Part 3)
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- Lubimetz13
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:/ Аз стигам само до 26 и малко секунди и ме сплескват гадовете.
Няяякой случайно да помни/да е гледал едно детско филмче 'Всички кучета отиват в Рая'? Имам страшно мили спомени от него, но съм го забравила и сега ми щукна да си го сваля и да го гледам пак.
Е, помните ли какво беше?
			
									
									Няяякой случайно да помни/да е гледал едно детско филмче 'Всички кучета отиват в Рая'? Имам страшно мили спомени от него, но съм го забравила и сега ми щукна да си го сваля и да го гледам пак.
Е, помните ли какво беше?
I dont care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When Im not around
						I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When Im not around
The Smart Bartender
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituallity, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectty prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says... real slowly, "So............... ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
			
									
									A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituallity, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectty prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says... real slowly, "So............... ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
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- herairness
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лети летии летиии ;р
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						S'en va dans Lumi éternam
Et Gustave dôme guardéam
Dilim dili lili lam
Lutece séra
Dolilom séram
Dim dim dam dada dim dim da dada dim da lilam
Dim dim dam dada dim dim da dada dam di didam”
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