Продължение на култовата флаш игрица с човечето на астероида дето трябваше да го предапзи от сблъсък с друг астероид. Сега си спасява кучето
Да поспамим за разнообразие (Part 3)
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THE US NAVY'S RETIREMENT PLAN?
The US Navy found that they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer, who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.
The third one was a grisly old Chief Warrant Officer who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "from the tip of my weenie to my testicles."
It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.
The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop 'em," which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back.
My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"
The old Chief Warrant calmly replied."Vietnam."
The US Navy found that they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer, who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.
The third one was a grisly old Chief Warrant Officer who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "from the tip of my weenie to my testicles."
It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.
The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop 'em," which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back.
My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"
The old Chief Warrant calmly replied."Vietnam."
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simple_stupid
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ибаси... к'ва е тая простотия! Колко трябва да се чакаarmageddon wrote:http://www.yavor.biz/catch.html
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мерси, мене преди туй ми се появява Аrwen, снимки се местят, движи се нещо, тъй че не скучая... 
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Ясно! При мен явно линка е развален. На няколко пъти го отварям, но продължават да се гонятV Дори нарочно непрекъснато си движих мишката за да не ми загасне монитора, но напразно, пак си е същото. Отказвам се.
Жалко, явно е жестоко и си заслужава.
И пак добре, че нищо не става, щото веднъж търсих трите разлики в две картинки и СТАНА ЕДНА... за малко докато се усвестя поумнях, после пак същото...
Предупреждавам, че не е за хора със слаби нерви и наистина е УЖАСНО ГАДНО...
http://cyper.hit.bg/fvp_flash001.swf
На няколко пъти го отварям, но продължават да се гонятV Дори нарочно непрекъснато си движих мишката за да не ми загасне монитора, но напразно, пак си е същото. Отказвам се. Жалко, явно е жестоко и си заслужава.
И пак добре, че нищо не става, щото веднъж търсих трите разлики в две картинки и СТАНА ЕДНА... за малко докато се усвестя поумнях, после пак същото...
Предупреждавам, че не е за хора със слаби нерви и наистина е УЖАСНО ГАДНО...
http://cyper.hit.bg/fvp_flash001.swf
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Хех, ако не беше гадният звук, нямаше да е ефектно
Ама ме стресна де.
Ама ме стресна де.
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"PRESENT IS THE TIME INCLUDING ALL TIMES
EACH SECOND IS ETERNITY AS ETERNITY IS NOW
AND NOW IS FOREVER..."
Курвите идват и си отиват, Star craft остава!
"PRESENT IS THE TIME INCLUDING ALL TIMES
EACH SECOND IS ETERNITY AS ETERNITY IS NOW
AND NOW IS FOREVER..."
Курвите идват и си отиват, Star craft остава!
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Онези, които са измислили този тип флашове с "открийте разликите", от които изскача зомби с ужасяващи писъци, заслужават да ги спипа въпросното зомби. Или все пак по-добре да ги блъсне камион. Само исках да споделя възмущението си.
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LAFORGE: About like you'd expect, sir.
PICARD: Splendid. Splendid. Carry on.
LAFORGE: About like you'd expect, sir.
PICARD: Splendid. Splendid. Carry on.
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