Да поспамим за разнообразие (Part 3)

Мне, не е това, което си мислите... за архиви иде реч

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Post by Elayne » Sat Nov 19, 2005 11:07 pm

Ми, така ми харесва :P.
I dont care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When Im not around

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Post by Jaar » Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:16 am

Хм, рекламата ми звучи доста оригинално, но може би негативният ефект идва от визията.
But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them

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Post by Elayne » Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:17 am

Oт ултра-хипер превзетото говорене + визията.
I dont care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When Im not around

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Post by Xellos » Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:19 am

Morwen wrote:Ся, ако ме светнеш и що това е като спойлер... :lol: Ако реша да си чета упътването сама, ще знам края? :twisted: Но е епично постижение на маркетинговия отдел на ОВ, няма спор...
Бе явно е имало случай ;р Се са видели на рентгена някоя с ''втори гръбначен стълб'' ;ррр
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Post by Moridin » Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:38 am

Хехе, тва ми напомни...

- My suitcase was vibrating?
- Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor. But every once in a while... it's a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, a dildo, never.. your dildo :P
This is it. Ground zero.

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Post by Daggerstab » Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:48 am

http://www.warninglabelgenerator.com/
Направи си сам предупредителен знак ;-)
Дагърстаб. Точка.

Предупреждение: Имам лошия навик да споря. Освен това страдам от черен хумор и изблици на сарказъм.

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Post by Marfa » Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:58 am

Гледах го парфюма. В потрес съм. Когато взема властта и те ще са между жертвите, ай промис! :evil:
This octopus! Let's give him boots, send him to North Korea!

Image<-Подробно описание на нещата, които ми образуват нерви :twisted:
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Post by Ambartanen » Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:17 pm

И аз я засякох тази реклама преди малко и... просто е твърде тъпа, за да предизвика нещо друго освен съжаление у мен.

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Post by sage01 » Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:49 pm

как е, а? :D



кефят ме изсмуканите от пръстите махленци,които зяпотят "вървежния" селски бек
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

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Post by Daggerstab » Sun Nov 20, 2005 4:18 pm

Дагърстаб. Точка.

Предупреждение: Имам лошия навик да споря. Освен това страдам от черен хумор и изблици на сарказъм.

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Post by Xellos » Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:59 pm

Мда, кучета прочели темата за бананите ;рр

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„Ние можещите, водени от незнаещите, вършим невъзможното за кефа на неблагодарните. И сме направили толкова много, с толкова малко, за толкова кратко време, че можем да правим всичко от нищо. ... За мен най-лошото в България е чудесното наслаждение, което тук имат хората да се преследват един друг и да развалят един другиму работата.”

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Post by Morwen » Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:16 pm

И после ми говорете за котки... няма нищо по-забавно изглеждащо от дрогирани немски овчарки :twisted:
I don't wanna die
But I ain't keen on living either

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Post by The Dragon » Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:36 am

By Arthur Spiegelman

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - In 2005, some people wanted the word "brainstorming" replaced by "thought shower" so as not to offend people with brain disorders, and they also wanted "deferred success" to replace "failure" so as not to embarrass those who don't succeed.

Both phrases appear on a tongue-in-cheek list released on Thursday of the year's most politically correct words and phrases issued by Global Language Monitor, a nonprofit group that monitors language use.

The phrase that topped this year's list was "misguided criminals," one of several terms the British Broadcasting Corporation used so as not to use the word "terrorist" in describing those who carried out train and bus bombings in London that killed 52 people in July, according to Paul JJ Payack, the head of Global Language Monitor.

He added, "The BBC attempts to strip away all emotion by using what it considers 'neutral' descriptions when describing those who carried out the bombings in the London Tubes."

Second on the list was "Intrinsic Aptitude," a phrase used by Harvard University President Lawrence Summers to explain why women might be underrepresented in engineering and science. The phrase met with "deferred success" and Summers had to fight to keep to his job.

"Thought shower" was third and a French word for riff-raff or scum, "la racaille," was fourth thanks to being used by French Interior Minister Nicholas Sarkozy to describe rioters of Muslim and North African descent in suburbs outside of Paris.

"Out of the mainstream," which Payack said was used to describe the ideology of any political opponent, was fifth and in sixth place was "deferred success" the euphemism for "fail" that Britain's Professional Association of Teachers considered using to bolster students' "self-esteem." The move met with "deferred success."

Seventh on the list was "womyn" for women in order to distance the word from men and eighth was using C.E. (Common Era) for A.D (Latin for "Year of Our Lord") so as to be more neutral in dates.

Ninth on the top 10 list was words and phrases that either de-Christianize the Christian holidays or neuter their genders. For example "God Rest Ye Merry Persons" replaces "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" and "Seasons Greetings" replaces "Merry Christmas."

In 10th place was a move aimed at the heart of Australian culture when security staff were banned from using the word "mate" to address members of parliament. The MPs rebelled and said not being called "mate" was unpatriotic.
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Post by Amos Trask » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:01 am

Тия се побъркаха с тая политическа коректност... :evil:
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Post by Eneya » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:13 am

Бръм, тази реклама ме подсети защо не гледам телевизия. :)
Освен това мацката е ходещо въплъщение на блондитизма в най-чистият му вид.
Е, какво друго мож3е да очакваме от реклама де?
Например новият зеленичък парфюм, който е "a girl's best friend"?
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