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Post by alshu » Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:47 pm

10 White People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas :lol: :lol: :lol: - http://io9.com/10-white-people-who-inex ... 1614637484
There, Scott is framed for murder, the sensei's daughter is captured, a police station is infiltrated and ninja are fought — all standard ninja operating procedure, at least until the daughter is poisoned and Casey realizes his katana has an antidote hidden inside it because "katana can heal"
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
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Post by Roland » Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:40 pm

SO GOOD...
And you can't dance with a devil on your back...
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Post by Xellos » Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:07 pm

Марвел ;) сполери такова...
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Post by Ghibli » Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:29 pm

Ужас, оспойлих се :)
PICARD: Now, are we progressing, Mister La Forge?
LAFORGE: About like you'd expect, sir.
PICARD: Splendid. Splendid. Carry on.
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Post by Xellos » Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:48 pm

...but not really :mrgreen:


Индийски булет джъмп...
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„Ние можещите, водени от незнаещите, вършим невъзможното за кефа на неблагодарните. И сме направили толкова много, с толкова малко, за толкова кратко време, че можем да правим всичко от нищо. ... За мен най-лошото в България е чудесното наслаждение, което тук имат хората да се преследват един друг и да развалят един другиму работата.”
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Post by alshu » Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:27 pm

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Взето от тук - http://io9.com/some-brilliant-suggestio ... 1629338688
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
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Post by alshu » Tue Sep 16, 2014 12:06 pm

5 Beloved Icons That Need a Gritty Reboot - http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-beloved-i ... ty-reboot/
Clearly, according to gritty movies, these are the everyday realities of the average American. After all, who among us hasn't been murdered? Who hasn't had our families killed in front of our eyes at least once? How many of you can honestly say you haven't dabbled in drug-addicted prostitution?

We're talking to you, Chad.

But despite the obvious superiority of gritty reboots, many old shows and movies are still lying around uselessly in stupid non-darkness, waiting for Hollywood to sprinkle them with some harsh, family-killing reality. So we've created some guidelines for any Hollywood producers reading Cracked about how to reboot these classics at their most grittiest.
Our modern, grittified Popeye should be a hardened Navy SEAL who kills a colleague, Bluto, after he mistakes Bluto's bearded face for that of a terrorist. Crushed, SO1 Popeye quits the military in despair. He attempts to heal his wounds and start a new life with his girlfriend Olive Oyl, an enlightened, sexually-liberated stripper. His superiors thank him for his service and wish him good luck in his new life. Or do they?
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
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Post by AlDim » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:20 am

MAKE DREDD II!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZrsJsvL30g
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Post by alshu » Wed Sep 24, 2014 10:17 am

8 Things That Prove Star Wars Actually Takes Place In Our Galaxy - http://io9.com/8-things-that-prove-star ... 1638150658

Аргументите са по-скоро в стил "познай easter egg-а" или "познай кой от кого е заимствал".
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
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Post by alshu » Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:07 pm

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1100 ... s-or-less/
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
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Post by tigermaster » Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:37 am

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm650115584/r ... =hm_snp_i2
Ако се вярва на надписа отдолу, това до Джеймс Камерън е продуцентката на "Терминатор", Гейл Ан Хърд.
Света аз цял обходих
и изправен гордо пак стоя.
Срещнах милиони хора
и на всичките им взех ума.

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Post by passer-by » Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:39 am

Това е обща легенда на шестте снимки, Гейл Ан Хърд е на всички без първата и четвъртата. :wink:
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Post by tigermaster » Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:56 am

Досетих се, макар и малко късно. Само дето в началото помислих, че е една от странните грешки в надписите под снимките, които всъщност не са толкова редки. Преди време под снимка на Джесика Алба бяха написали, че е Стивън Сегал...
Света аз цял обходих
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Срещнах милиони хора
и на всичките им взех ума.

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The Painting
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Post by alshu » Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:46 pm

6 Insane but Convincing Fan Theories About Popular Movies - http://www.cracked.com/article_21724_6- ... ovies.html
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
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Post by alshu » Thu Oct 23, 2014 5:04 pm

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1126 ... have-said/
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
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