Amelia wrote:Списъкът на цайса бтв не е виц, а е опит за републикански сарказъм и е екземпларен за консервативното мислене в САЩ. Това се случва наистина, в реално време. С хора, като тоя дето е писал списъка е пълен целия им сенат. То затова в момента няма друга бяла страна по света с повече случващи се безумия в нея. Броя и бойкова България в тва число. Онея са чувствително по-зле от нас, но това, уви, не ми носи никаква утеха.
Всъщност е тъжно. Защото за ралика от стендъпа където е позволено заобикалвне на фактите и вадене от контекст с цел смешен ефект, тук просто не се е получило.
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
Това просто няма смисъл. От друга страна има сериозни доказателства че държавни пари под формата на машини за спринцовки намаляват скоростта на разпространение по кръвен път, както и ранна терапия с антиретровирални лекарства намалява с около 96% трансмисията по полов път.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
Секс ед се предава в по горни от четвърти клас паралелки. Но нека да приемем че има точка за авторите.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat, than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
Отново нещо дошло от нищото. Няма никава либерална агенда която да противоречи на добра защита и ефективен контрашпионаж.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
Ъъъъъъ?
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
Какво общо има вярата с науката. Не не ми казвай. Пък и SUV се карат и от реднеци.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
women can work in construction and in the coal mine. gays don;t enjoy fucking women.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
Хмм ... или да го фреймнем като плашещ процент невинни негри(доказано) на смъртната скамейка, срешу свободата на жената да се разпорежда с тялото си.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
Asian sweatshops vs government mandated work week length + payed vacation.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.
Have a point here.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
Това искам да видя къде някой го е написал в прав ред. Сериозно. Искам да видя някой който да напише че Буш е бил манипулиран от пентагона.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
Ок - тази точка е на място.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
Ми така си е специално за тези които си получават доходите като capital interest - плащат около 15%
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
ок.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
don't know, but she still has bigger balls than you.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.
well it kinda works in sweden, finland and norway.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
A blow job is a blow job.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
homosexual parades are speech. It is constitutionally protected. As are manger scenes when not using federal money or resources.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
point here. it was quite a mess during clinton reelection.
21. You have to believe that this list is part of a vast right wing conspiracy.
nope. never assume conspiracy when ignorance will explain just fine.
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
