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by Amelia » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:55 pm
За лафовете на Спайк може да се направи цяла тема. В общи линии всичко, което му е излязло от устата е култово, а като се добави английския акцент просто става смъртоносно кефещо.
Ето мои любими цитати:
Spike: My name is Spike! ALL BLOODY HAIL! - това е от Spike After the Fall комикса.
Spike: If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move.
Spike: It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.
Spike: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... Bloody hell! Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!
Spike: Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch!
Spike: We like to talk big... vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough-guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I _like_ this world. You've got...dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Good-bye, Picadilly. Farewell, Leicester-bloody-Square.
Spike: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Real love isn't brains, children. It's blood. It's blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
Spike: I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
Spike: You know you take the killing for granted. And then it's gone. And you're like, I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses.
Spike: Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels, sun beamin' down in a nice non-fatal way. It's very exciting. Can't wait to see if I freckle.
Spike: Well, that was sad. I'm embarrassed for our kind.
Spike: Is everyone here very stoned?
Spike: I don't understand. This sort of thing's never happened to me before.
Willow: Maybe you were nervous. You're probably just trying too hard. Doesn't this happen to every vampire?
Spike: Not to me, it doesn't!
Spike: I know who I am, too. So what?
Spike: I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.
Spike: I hope she dies. I'm free if that bitch dies! I'd better help her out.
Spike: Oh, I'm sorry baby. I'm a bad, rude man.
Spike (at Harmony): I love syphilis more than you.
И прочее, и прочее. А в Ейнджъл колко гениални лафове има, ама не мога да ги кажа, че ще спойлна Рольо и Емо.