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Post by passer-by » Sat May 10, 2008 10:09 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets! :P

При сблъсък между двамата според мен ще стане следното - Чък опитва раундхаус кик, обаче Джак му пръсва коляното на опорния крак с добре насочен изстрел и после си го измъчва на спокойствие. :lol:
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Post by The Dragon » Sat May 10, 2008 10:09 pm

Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
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Post by tigermaster » Sat May 10, 2008 10:29 pm

passer-by wrote:Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets! :P

При сблъсък между двамата според мен ще стане следното - Чък опитва раундхаус кик, обаче Джак му пръсва коляното на опорния крак с добре насочен изстрел и после си го измъчва на спокойствие. :lol:
Чък използва roundhouse kick и изритва куршума обратно към главата на Джак Бауер. А и да не успее, тъй като Чък Норис не е раждан, а изкован, куршумът просто ще отскочи от крака му, без да нанесе щети. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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и на всичките им взех ума.

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Post by The Dragon » Sat May 10, 2008 10:32 pm

If Jack Bauer was gay his name would be Chuck Norris!
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
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Post by Muad_Dib » Sat May 10, 2008 10:47 pm

JAck>>>Chuck. Any day, anytime, anywhere...

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Post by The Dragon » Sat May 10, 2008 10:51 pm

Нов любимец
Arnold Schwarzenegger thought he could take Jack Bauer in a fight. He ended up pregnant and they made a shitty movie about it.
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
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Post by Xellos » Sun May 11, 2008 12:03 am

Бе единственото за което го признавам Джак, е че не е ял бой от Брус Ли :mrgreen:
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S'en va dans Lumi éternam
Et Gustave dôme guardéam
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Post by Vash » Sun May 11, 2008 1:47 am

Bring it on!
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

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Post by passer-by » Sun May 11, 2008 7:18 pm

http://rinkworks.com/movieaminute/m/emp ... back.shtml
http://rinkworks.com/movieaminute/m/returnjedi.shtml
http://rinkworks.com/movieaminute/m/matrix.shtml

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Post by DELgado » Sun May 11, 2008 7:55 pm

Darth Vader: - Fine, I'll cut off your hand.

Страхотни са. :rofl: :yo:
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Post by passer-by » Sun May 11, 2008 7:56 pm

И при другите филми в Movie-A-Minute има добри попадения. :wink:
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Moridin wrote:Нещо хайпът във форума силно намаля :)
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Post by DELgado » Sun May 11, 2008 8:25 pm

The Rocky Series:
Rocky LOSES a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky WINS a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky LOSES a fight. Then Rocky WINS a fight. Then Rocky WINS a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky beats up some kids on the street.
Batman and Robin:
Producers: - We may have created the worst movie in history.
Citizen Kane:
Orson Welles: - Rosebud. (dies)
Reporter: - What does it mean?
Everybody Else: - We don't know.
Сайтчето е жестоко. :lol:
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Post by thunder » Sun May 11, 2008 9:16 pm

Отидох да погледна Doom дали ще има iddqd и не ме разочароваха :)

DOOM:

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

iddqd

THE END

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едит: хаха, и на други филми по игри са номер едно описанията
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Post by passer-by » Sun May 11, 2008 9:32 pm

http://rinkworks.com/movieaminute/m/fromdusk.shtml
Този го бях подминал. :lol:
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Post by DELgado » Sun May 11, 2008 9:33 pm

Прав си Коце. Туко-що видях Mortal Kombat-а:
Shang Tsung: - Back, Back, Forward, Forward + High Punch
Liu Kang: - Down, Forward, Back, Back + High Kick
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