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The Washington Post's Style Invitational invited readers to take any word
from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one
letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners:
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.
6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like,
a serious bummer.
10 Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the
fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one
letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners:
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.
6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like,
a serious bummer.
10 Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the
fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
линка си казва всичко майстори
http://ziza.ru/2006/06/20/breikdens-pod-Polkka.html
обички за жените "програмистки"
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http://ziza.ru/2006/06/20/breikdens-pod-Polkka.html
обички за жените "програмистки"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE7esVpD ... ed&search=
Worst singer on american Music Idol...
Worst singer on american Music Idol...
I don't wanna die
But I ain't keen on living either
But I ain't keen on living either
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този е ОМФГ....Morwen wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE7esVpD ... ed&search=
Worst singer on american Music Idol...
http://www.ivan4o.com/index.php?option= ... 8&Itemid=7
Мене жокеу ми не требва, я го знам това бе...
Мене жокеу ми не требва, я го знам това бе...
I like rusty spoons....
I like to touch them...
It's almost orgasmic...
I like to touch them...
It's almost orgasmic...
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Поредното прииначаване, но понеже това става с паметта на един от най-великите българи и поети, е направо кощунство.
Поредното прииначаване, но понеже това става с паметта на един от най-великите българи и поети, е направо кощунство.
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ОМГ, това вече е ненормално. И вероятно сме го превеждали на български, но той е писал на македонски... или всъщност сме го побългарили насилствено и сме го заставили да пише на български език.Роден в Банско, Пиринска Македония!
Това изобщо не е за тази тема И аз не знам за коя е, но вместо да си подобря настроението, сия ще бълвам змии и гущери цял ден.
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Reality is an obstacte to halllucination.
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Reality is an obstacte to halllucination.
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Абе, най-последно, май ние всичките сме насилствено побългарени македонци. И България е американска измишльотина, за да зблуди врага! Муахахахахахахахаха!!!
Ае сиктир вече с тея тъпанари-комплексари!
(Здрасти трубадуре. Че те нямаше отдавна.)
Ае сиктир вече с тея тъпанари-комплексари!
(Здрасти трубадуре. Че те нямаше отдавна.)
Luxury is a matter of having options!!!
Не е по-богат който има повече, а който се нуждае от по-малко!
¡Hagas lo que hagas - la cagas!!
Не е по-богат който има повече, а който се нуждае от по-малко!
¡Hagas lo que hagas - la cagas!!
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