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What to do when some one next to u in the plane is seriously annoying?
What can u do?
1. Open your laptop case.
2 Get your laptop out slowly.
3. Boot up the laptop.
4. Make sure the person sitting next to u can see the screen.
5. Close ur eyes and look up to the sky.
6 Click the following link:
http://tinyurl.com/e8efm
What can u do?
1. Open your laptop case.
2 Get your laptop out slowly.
3. Boot up the laptop.
4. Make sure the person sitting next to u can see the screen.
5. Close ur eyes and look up to the sky.
6 Click the following link:
http://tinyurl.com/e8efm
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Жестоко! Но после ще те съдят до гроб, като ги знам кви са идиоти, и то при положение, че не те гръмнат на място. Така че айде по-добре не.
Особено с тоя надпис над цифрите. Знаете ли кво пише?
Особено с тоя надпис над цифрите. Знаете ли кво пише?
passer-by wrote:А, сетих се. Гледайте "Големият Стан". В programata.bg беше злостно оплют, ама трейлърът ми допадна, рекох да рискувам и го гледах оня ден. Доста приятна комедийка. Напомни ми на оная другата с Адам Сандлър и затворническия футбол, но в по-добър вариант.
Ми всъщност нищо. Нещо като "КХг;икжЪ уИОугй ниОИгх". Несвързани букви от арабската азбука. Така че ако въпросният човек до теб поназнайва арабски, най-много да се капичне от смях.
passer-by wrote:А, сетих се. Гледайте "Големият Стан". В programata.bg беше злостно оплют, ама трейлърът ми допадна, рекох да рискувам и го гледах оня ден. Доста приятна комедийка. Напомни ми на оная другата с Адам Сандлър и затворническия футбол, но в по-добър вариант.
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Stress Management
Just in case you're having a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
The funny thing is that it really works.
1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world."
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal-clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
8. See, you're smiling already.
Just in case you're having a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
The funny thing is that it really works.
1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world."
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal-clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
8. See, you're smiling already.
Beauty is a luster which love bestows to guile the eye. Therefore it may be said that only when the brain is without love will the eye look and see no beauty.
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