Да поспамим за разнообразие (Part 3)

Мне, не е това, което си мислите... за архиви иде реч

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Post by Daggerstab » Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:18 pm

Въвеждаш диктатура и мачкаш наред. Цензура, заплахи, банове - ю нейм ит!
Ъ, че какво тогава ще е различното със сегашния режим? ;-)
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Post by Roland » Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:24 pm

Хмм, чай да видим, кое е различно верно... Мисля, че всичко е в аспержите...
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Post by Amos Trask » Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:46 pm

Важното е да има БАНани за всички...
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Post by Morwen » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:20 pm

“Очаквам, че ще работим в тясно сътрудничество в борбата ни да наложим по-голяма свобода и сигурност в целия свят.”
Това написа президентът на Съединените американски щати Джордж Буш в специално послание до българския премиер Сергей Станишев.
Ся остава и свободната любов да наложим за да имаме един напълно демократичен свят... Не, тоя не се ли усеща, че говори с оксиморони?
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Post by Elayne » Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:50 pm

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Muahahahaaa, КУЛТОВО - разцъкайте го Уиндоуса малко да видите що за messeges ще получавате :lol: :lol: :lol:.


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A за това просто нямам думи :shock: :lol: :shock: :lol:!
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Post by Morwen » Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:23 pm

А, наистина са адски идейни:)
Уиндоусът просто кърти мивки:)
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Post by Clio » Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:06 pm

Това съм го чела на български, но все едно, забавно е :Р


A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please, be gentle I'm still a virgin".
"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're a Tax Man. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
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Post by Clio » Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:09 pm

The Examination
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, wait-ing for the doctor's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.

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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away..........
"We're down here."
Beauty is a luster which love bestows to guile the eye. Therefore it may be said that only when the brain is without love will the eye look and see no beauty.

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Post by Alexis » Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:28 pm

GUN x SWORD

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Post by Xellos » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:09 pm

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Post by Pugsley » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:55 pm

Ахахахахаха тва кърти мивки :D
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Post by Morwen » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:40 pm

О, да! Искам го това на флаш и да можеш да смелиш досадната жаба!
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Post by Jaar » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:51 pm

Много е сладурска жабата! Даже си има всичко! :lol:
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Once you find them

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Post by Pugsley » Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:23 pm

Jaar wrote:Много е сладурска жабата! Даже си има всичко! :lol:
Особено в миксера :twisted:
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