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Да поспамим за разнообразие (Part 3)
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Ся остава и свободната любов да наложим за да имаме един напълно демократичен свят... Не, тоя не се ли усеща, че говори с оксиморони?“Очаквам, че ще работим в тясно сътрудничество в борбата ни да наложим по-голяма свобода и сигурност в целия свят.”
Това написа президентът на Съединените американски щати Джордж Буш в специално послание до българския премиер Сергей Станишев.
I don't wanna die
But I ain't keen on living either
But I ain't keen on living either
http://rack1.free.evro.net/server2/Rick ... dowsRG.swf
Muahahahaaa, КУЛТОВО - разцъкайте го Уиндоуса малко да видите що за messeges ще получавате .
http://rack1.free.evro.net/server2/Rick ... 00x400.swf
A за това просто нямам думи !
Muahahahaaa, КУЛТОВО - разцъкайте го Уиндоуса малко да видите що за messeges ще получавате .
http://rack1.free.evro.net/server2/Rick ... 00x400.swf
A за това просто нямам думи !
I dont care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When Im not around
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When Im not around
Това съм го чела на български, но все едно, забавно е :Р
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please, be gentle I'm still a virgin".
"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a Tax Man. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please, be gentle I'm still a virgin".
"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a Tax Man. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
Beauty is a luster which love bestows to guile the eye. Therefore it may be said that only when the brain is without love will the eye look and see no beauty.
The meaning of life is 'bucket'
The meaning of life is 'bucket'
The Examination
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, wait-ing for the doctor's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away..........
"We're down here."
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, wait-ing for the doctor's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away..........
"We're down here."
Beauty is a luster which love bestows to guile the eye. Therefore it may be said that only when the brain is without love will the eye look and see no beauty.
The meaning of life is 'bucket'
The meaning of life is 'bucket'
GUN x SWORD
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6 разсечени куршума, докато седмият скапе катаната... Уви, на японски е с една единствена фраза на английски, но пък добре се вижда и няма нужда от думи.
http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx ... oplay=true
6 разсечени куршума, докато седмият скапе катаната... Уви, на японски е с една единствена фраза на английски, но пък добре се вижда и няма нужда от думи.
Hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
Обичам си аватара!!
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Обичам си аватара!!
Die, Fanboys <- a blog for random anime bashing and raving
Ахахахахаха тва кърти мивки
Love & peace
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The purpose of art is to make the imagined seem real, the impossible seem possible. Pornography has much the same purpose. ...
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Особено в миксераJaar wrote:Много е сладурска жабата! Даже си има всичко!
Love & peace
The purpose of art is to make the imagined seem real, the impossible seem possible. Pornography has much the same purpose. ...
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The purpose of art is to make the imagined seem real, the impossible seem possible. Pornography has much the same purpose. ...
My Anime list
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