ShadowDance

The Indiana Jones trilogy plus one shitty bonus movie tells the story of a university professor who almost never shows up to class, but when he does, he probably brings with him an Ark-full of exciting firsthand anecdotes about ancient treasures and Nazi murders. All four movies read like a frustrated undergrad's fanfiction written during an especially boring lecture. In the third film, we even get Indiana's gruff father snidely pointing out that all his adventuring is not befitting an academic.

The Reality:

Dr. William McGovern (1897-1964) was a celebrated professor of political science at Northwestern University, known for his distinctive winter fur cap and being way cooler than you.
By age 30, he had two doctorates (one from a Buddhist monastery in Kyoto), spoke anywhere between 12 and 17 languages, and had spent time exploring the shit out of our planet in ways that should have gotten him killed several times over. During one trip, he snuck into a forbidden city in Tibet by painting his skin brown and squirting lemon juice in his eyes to change their color. He was eventually discovered, but only because he fessed up about the ruse to the city officials. When a mob of monks became enraged by his presence ("Did you not see the word 'Forbidden' on the sign, dick?"), they swarmed his building and started hurling rocks. At which point McGovern slipped out the back, circled around, blended in with the mob and started chucking stones alongside them.
While trekking through the Amazon during another expedition, he shot a 28-foot-long anaconda that was attacking his boat, after presumably punching it in the dick. He then lived among Amazonian tribes and participated in their sacred rituals, ingesting hallucinogens and banishing evil spirits (that's what the rituals were about, but we're going to just assume he had to fight some real evil spirits at some point).

Now, it's true he never murdered Nazis, but he still fought the Axis in his own way by becoming President Roosevelt's expert on Japan. FDR read his reports each morning over breakfast.

Star Trek star Anton Yelchin died at his San Fernando Valley home on Saturday night when his own car pinned him to his mailbox at the bottom of a steep driveway. Yelchin was alone and, according to TMZ, the car was a Jeep Grand Cherokee. Friends found Yelchin when they went to his house after he failed to turn up to rehearsal.

The affected vehicles, equipped with an eight-speed automatic transmission and a monostable gear selector, may not adequately warn the driver when driver’s door is opened and the vehicle is not in PARK, allowing them to exit the vehicle while the vehicle is still in gear.
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Drivers thinking that their vehicle’s transmission is in the PARK position may be struck by the vehicle and injured if they attempt to get out of the vehicle while the engine is running and the parking brake is not engaged.

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Щото след тест стрийнингите костюмарите хич не го накараха солидно да преснима и промени филма и сегашния миш-маш хич не лежи повече на тяхната съвест.

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Щото те са такива справедливи и обективни хорица.