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Филмови бъзици
Тамън си речеш, че не могат да измислят още по-голяма простотия да снимат и туку се появи нещо такова.
„Ние можещите, водени от незнаещите, вършим невъзможното за кефа на неблагодарните. И сме направили толкова много, с толкова малко, за толкова кратко време, че можем да правим всичко от нищо. ... За мен най-лошото в България е чудесното наслаждение, което тук имат хората да се преследват един друг и да развалят един другиму работата.”
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
Nic Cage, God of Acting
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Друг откъс:If watching bad movies is like a transcendent religious experience, then Nic Cage is our high priest. He is a philosopher king of over-the-top psychotic acting. Here's our tribute to Nic Cage's amazing acting triumphs, and our review of his defining genre-movie performances.
We've written before about the joy of watching bad movies — especially ones which take good taste and storytelling logic and throw them at the screen until they spatter like paintballs. A bad movie can expand your understanding of what's possible in movies. A bad movie can be so weird, or so horrifying, that it causes the endorphins to flow and puts you into a trance.
A truly horrendous movie can make you feel like you're seeing the face of God. And then it melts!
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
Omg тва бие 2х тва дето пуснах най-горе 
„Ние можещите, водени от незнаещите, вършим невъзможното за кефа на неблагодарните. И сме направили толкова много, с толкова малко, за толкова кратко време, че можем да правим всичко от нищо. ... За мен най-лошото в България е чудесното наслаждение, което тук имат хората да се преследват един друг и да развалят един другиму работата.”
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Видях само заглавията, обаче поне що се отнася до филмите, които съм гледал, приликите са толкова повърхностни, че няма на къде повече.
Виж, да бяха споменали "Never Back Down" и "Karate Kid", да речем, щеше да е малко по-друго.
Виж, да бяха споменали "Never Back Down" и "Karate Kid", да речем, щеше да е малко по-друго.
Света аз цял обходих
и изправен гордо пак стоя.
Срещнах милиони хора
и на всичките им взех ума.
Блог
The Painting
Случаят с изтрития спомен
РЕВЮ: „The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power”
и изправен гордо пак стоя.
Срещнах милиони хора
и на всичките им взех ума.
Блог
The Painting
Случаят с изтрития спомен
РЕВЮ: „The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power”
Ти зачети малко статията и ще видиш какво имат в предвид...пък и cracked са хумористичен, а не кино сайт (е, това сигурно го знаеш 
) - не става дума за истинска критика. Част от майтапът е как авторите изкълчват фактите, за да докажат тезите си.
) - не става дума за истинска критика. Част от майтапът е как авторите изкълчват фактите, за да докажат тезите си. The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”
He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:
“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
А аз чакам да видя как нацистите са се озовали на луната :
Iron Sky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc
:Iron Sky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc
Това истински филм ли е? И не е пародия?moonlight wrote:А аз чакам да видя как нацистите са се озовали на луната
Iron Sky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc
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