Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:18 pm
Ъ, че какво тогава ще е различното със сегашния режим?Въвеждаш диктатура и мачкаш наред. Цензура, заплахи, банове - ю нейм ит!
ShadowDance
A Gathering of Shadows
https://www.shadowdance.info/forum/
Да поспамим за разнообразие (Part 3)
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:24 pm
Хмм, чай да видим, кое е различно верно... Мисля, че всичко е в аспержите...
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:46 pm
Важното е да има БАНани за всички...
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:20 pm
Ся остава и свободната любов да наложим за да имаме един напълно демократичен свят... Не, тоя не се ли усеща, че говори с оксиморони?“Очаквам, че ще работим в тясно сътрудничество в борбата ни да наложим по-голяма свобода и сигурност в целия свят.”
Това написа президентът на Съединените американски щати Джордж Буш в специално послание до българския премиер Сергей Станишев.
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:50 pm
http://rack1.free.evro.net/server2/Rick ... dowsRG.swf
Muahahahaaa, КУЛТОВО - разцъкайте го Уиндоуса малко да видите що за messeges ще получавате
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http://rack1.free.evro.net/server2/Rick ... 00x400.swf
A за това просто нямам думи
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Muahahahaaa, КУЛТОВО - разцъкайте го Уиндоуса малко да видите що за messeges ще получавате
.http://rack1.free.evro.net/server2/Rick ... 00x400.swf
A за това просто нямам думи
!Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:23 pm
А, наистина са адски идейни:)
Уиндоусът просто кърти мивки:)
Уиндоусът просто кърти мивки:)
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:06 pm
Това съм го чела на български, но все едно, забавно е :Р
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please, be gentle I'm still a virgin".
"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a Tax Man. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please, be gentle I'm still a virgin".
"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a Tax Man. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:09 pm
The Examination
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, wait-ing for the doctor's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away..........
"We're down here."
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, wait-ing for the doctor's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away..........
"We're down here."
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:28 pm
GUN x SWORD
http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx ... oplay=true
6 разсечени куршума, докато седмият скапе катаната... Уви, на японски е с една единствена фраза на английски, но пък добре се вижда и няма нужда от думи.
http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx ... oplay=true
6 разсечени куршума, докато седмият скапе катаната... Уви, на японски е с една единствена фраза на английски, но пък добре се вижда и няма нужда от думи.
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:09 pm
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:55 pm
Ахахахахаха тва кърти мивки 
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:40 pm
О, да! Искам го това на флаш и да можеш да смелиш досадната жаба!
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:51 pm
Много е сладурска жабата! Даже си има всичко!
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 6:23 pm
Особено в миксераJaar wrote:Много е сладурска жабата! Даже си има всичко!
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:41 pm