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Clio · Post by **Clio** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:36 pm

То май доста често се пада
Ам нищо, де, той тестът е по-скоро забавен, не истински или нещо :Р

Jaar · Post by **Jaar** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:50 pm

Много философи се навъдихме, много чудо. След като и без да пия обичам да философствам, какво ли би станало, ако съм пиян?!...

JaimeLannister · Post by **JaimeLannister** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:05 am

You're the "I'm Not Drunk" drunk.

- "No, I wasn't drunk last night. You've never seen me drunk."

- "You stared at the coving for half an hour."

- "So? It takes more than that to get me drunk."

- "You knocked over a bowl of nachos, trampled them into the carpet, then shouted at a complete stranger that it didn't matter because Mexicans were dirty anyway."

- pause -

- "It was an accident. I was joking."

- "You ate them."

Аз май съм първият такъв...

Vankata · Post by **Vankata** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:19 am

Aww, give us a cuddle. You're an Emotional Drunk!

"But I thought he liked me. It was all going so well. I can't take it, you know? Not again. Why me, you know? My life is so fucking shit. I'm just a worthless piece of nothing shit. Everything I do is shit, or it turns to shit, or I turn it to shit."

- pause -

"You've got beautiful eyes ..."

Tell everybody you love them (hic) with the following graphical statement:

Alexis · Post by **Alexis** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:08 pm

You're the "I'm Not Drunk" drunk.

- "No, I wasn't drunk last night. You've never seen me drunk."
- "You stared at the coving for half an hour."
- "So? It takes more than that to get me drunk."
- "You knocked over a bowl of nachos, trampled them into the carpet, then shouted at a complete stranger that it didn't matter because Mexicans were dirty anyway."
- pause -
- "It was an accident. I was joking."
- "You ate them."
You can inform the world that you're not drunk, honest, with the following declaration of sobriety:

И това ако не е забавно. Мен наистина никой никога не ме е виждал пияна

, честно!

Random · Post by **Random** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:02 pm

И аз излязох философ...

Post by **Roland** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:20 pm

http://thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/quiz2.html

мега тест - какъв сериен убиец сте:

If i was a serial killer i would be John Wayne Gacy.

If you ever had a reason to be afraid of clowns. This would be it.

Over the course of 3 years John Wayne Gacy, a part time children's party clown, would go on to sodomize, torture and murder over 30 young men, burying most of the bodies under the floor boards of his home.

Gacy would use a chloroform soaked rag to render his victims unconscious, then take them home and tie them up in his basement. He would then proceed to torture them sexually, using a varying range of dildos and sexual toys, eventually strangling them to death with a 2x4 while raping them.

kill count: 30+
<a href="http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm">Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!</a>

Ooooooook

Alexis · Post by **Alexis** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:26 pm

Anyone ever tell you its dangerous to hitch hike? Well, anyone who did was probably referring to Edmund Kemper.

Edmund made a hobby out of picking up young UCSC students, strangling or stabbing them to death then taking them home to his mother's apartment where he would have his way with the bodies. After dissecting the bodies, he would take the head and hands and dispose of the remains.

After murdering more then 6 hitch hikers, Edmund finished off his killing spree by decapitating his mother, murdering her best friend then later committing necrophilia with both of the bodies. Edmund confessed to all the killings days later.

Kill count: 8-9

Мня, не бих си признала. А и некрофилията не ме влече. Видяла съм достатъчно голи трупове, за да знам със сигурност, че не ми действат възбуждащо.
Но пък дисекцията щеше да ми е от полза за практическия изпит по анатомия, а и хирургическите ми умения ще спечелят от това.

Lubimetz13 · Post by **Lubimetz13** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:36 pm

The Zodiac Killer... yeah, right. Между другото, някои въпроси имаха прекалено ограничени отговори. Например, защо на въпроса "Към кого е насочен гневът ви?" нямаше опция "Към Дейвид Едингс", а само някакви полови простотии? Освен това, онова странно нещо на последния въпрос на мен много ми приличаше на размазана хлебарка, но и такъв възможен отговор нямаше... Просто ужас, артистичната ми личност доста трудно се вмести в изискванията.

Post by **Roland** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:44 pm

Мен ми мязаше на разпльокан домат...

Alexis · Post by **Alexis** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:46 pm

А на мен ми приличаше на два бъбрека, висящи само на артериите си, както и на няколко други доста размазани органа. (Зле ми се отразява анатомията)

Elayne · Post by **Elayne** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:00 pm

Описанието ми звучи ужасяващо гадно

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Post by **Roland** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:34 am

Еми замисли се пък най-сетне - това, независимо колко ти е приятно, просто НЕ Е правилно

Vankata · Post by **Vankata** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:52 am

Over the course of almost 9 years in the 1970s the Zodiac Killer took the lives of over 13 people, either stabbing or shooting them to death in or by their vehicles. All the targets were the same, couples in cars off rural roads.

Taunting cops the Zodiac Killer would send in encrypted messages to the local papers, describing how his past victims had died, and who would come next if they didn't post his message on the cover of the newspaper the following day. The only surviving witness described the zodiac killer as a heavy set man in a self fashioned hooded jacked that covered his face, brandishing a crossed circle that he always signed his letters with.

After 1978 the killings stopped, the Zodiac's case was never solved.

kill count: 13

Бе знаех си, че няма начин да ме фанат

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Elayne · Post by **Elayne** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:10 am

независимо колко ти е приятно

Хич не ми е приятно, звучи гадно

, а че не е вярно, че кой се съмнява

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