Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:43 pm
ShadowDance
A Gathering of Shadows
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Да поспамим за разнообразие (Part 3)
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:28 am
Моля някой да ми намери този филм да го гледам! Насрах се от смях четейки тва ревю. 
http://imdb.com/title/tt0088772/
The Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II (1985)
What class were they taking?, 20 September 2001
Author: Aaron1375 from Alabama
This is a movie about a Bigfoot like creature in the swamps of Arkansas. Apparently a professor takes two of his students and one of the students friends into the swamp to find this creature. This poses the question "what kind of class are they taking anyway?" Is it a class on the creature or what? Whatever it is it is probably an elective. During their trip they meet all sorts of unappealing characters and Tim one of the students seems to be unable to wear a shirt. Perhaps he has a skin condition, because the stick can't be proud of his appearance. They also go from one flashback to the other. Some of the flashbacks paints the creature as relatively harmless, others as a creature that will kill. Still others paint it as a creature that interrupts people while they are using the bathroom in a scene you'd have to see to believe. In the end they find the creature, but by golly the creature is less horrifying than Old Man Crenshaw. A more disgusting guy you will probably never see. Heck, after seeing him the appearance of the monster is anti-climatic. Though you do see the monster for a sec in the middle of the film. The professor has radar and it appears and the professor says "Oh, no". This makes no sense because the whole reason they went to the swamp was to find the creature and it comes right to them and the professor seems upset. Another scene that drags to long is the girls ordeal in the swamp when they get the jeep stuck. The constant whining of the one girl is annoying, but I can understand how she feels giving she is just the friend and isn't taking the class on the Boggy Creek creature.
А, и препоръчвам на който има време за губене да разгледа филмите от IMDb Bottom 100, особено ревютата и темите за тях. Неописуемо смешни са! Още един пример:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0089280/
Hobgoblins (1987)
Truly a cinematic milestone., 5 October 2000
Author: vierlix
So there's an old security guard and a guy who dies and then there's KEVIN, the world's biggest wuss. Kevin wants to impress his incredibly insensitive, bratty, and virginal girlfriend AMY. As he returns from work to... a random house... he finds his "friends," the sexually confusing red-shorted KYLE and the truly revolting sluttish DAPHNE. They are soon joined by Daphne's boyfriend, the trigger-happy sex-crazed macho lunkhead NICK. And there's the title creatures, horrid little dogeared puppets who kill people by giving them their heart's desire. Kyle's heart's desire is to mate with a creepy, yucky woman in spandex. Nick's heart's desire is to throw grenades in a grade school cafeteria-- I mean nightclub. Kevin's heart's desire is to beat up a skinny thug with nunchucks. Amy's heart's desire is to be a disgusting slut. Daphne's already a disgusting slut, so she doesn't have a heart's desire. Along the way a truly hideous band sings a truly odd song. The hobgoblins randomly go back to where they came from then blow up. "Citizen Kane" cannot hold a candle to this true masterpiece of American cinema.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0088772/
The Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II (1985)
What class were they taking?, 20 September 2001
Author: Aaron1375 from Alabama
This is a movie about a Bigfoot like creature in the swamps of Arkansas. Apparently a professor takes two of his students and one of the students friends into the swamp to find this creature. This poses the question "what kind of class are they taking anyway?" Is it a class on the creature or what? Whatever it is it is probably an elective. During their trip they meet all sorts of unappealing characters and Tim one of the students seems to be unable to wear a shirt. Perhaps he has a skin condition, because the stick can't be proud of his appearance. They also go from one flashback to the other. Some of the flashbacks paints the creature as relatively harmless, others as a creature that will kill. Still others paint it as a creature that interrupts people while they are using the bathroom in a scene you'd have to see to believe. In the end they find the creature, but by golly the creature is less horrifying than Old Man Crenshaw. A more disgusting guy you will probably never see. Heck, after seeing him the appearance of the monster is anti-climatic. Though you do see the monster for a sec in the middle of the film. The professor has radar and it appears and the professor says "Oh, no". This makes no sense because the whole reason they went to the swamp was to find the creature and it comes right to them and the professor seems upset. Another scene that drags to long is the girls ordeal in the swamp when they get the jeep stuck. The constant whining of the one girl is annoying, but I can understand how she feels giving she is just the friend and isn't taking the class on the Boggy Creek creature.
А, и препоръчвам на който има време за губене да разгледа филмите от IMDb Bottom 100, особено ревютата и темите за тях. Неописуемо смешни са!
Още един пример:http://imdb.com/title/tt0089280/
Hobgoblins (1987)
Truly a cinematic milestone., 5 October 2000
Author: vierlix
So there's an old security guard and a guy who dies and then there's KEVIN, the world's biggest wuss. Kevin wants to impress his incredibly insensitive, bratty, and virginal girlfriend AMY. As he returns from work to... a random house... he finds his "friends," the sexually confusing red-shorted KYLE and the truly revolting sluttish DAPHNE. They are soon joined by Daphne's boyfriend, the trigger-happy sex-crazed macho lunkhead NICK. And there's the title creatures, horrid little dogeared puppets who kill people by giving them their heart's desire. Kyle's heart's desire is to mate with a creepy, yucky woman in spandex. Nick's heart's desire is to throw grenades in a grade school cafeteria-- I mean nightclub. Kevin's heart's desire is to beat up a skinny thug with nunchucks. Amy's heart's desire is to be a disgusting slut. Daphne's already a disgusting slut, so she doesn't have a heart's desire. Along the way a truly hideous band sings a truly odd song. The hobgoblins randomly go back to where they came from then blow up. "Citizen Kane" cannot hold a candle to this true masterpiece of American cinema.
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:40 am
Нави ме, ще го гледам!
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:51 am
Ми аз тоя фил (първия) мах съм го гледал 
Преди доста време по някоя от кабеларките беше и макар да не си го спомням в детайли, точно за някаква такава история ставаше дума...
Бррр...
Преди доста време по някоя от кабеларките беше и макар да не си го спомням в детайли, точно за някаква такава история ставаше дума...
Бррр...
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:35 am
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:42 pm
Хахахахахахахахахахахаха... Това е Филмът! Мисля, че трябва да го намерим задължително!
Това е Филмът! Мисля, че трябва да го намерим задължително!Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:00 pm
Подкрепям напълно Освен това човек няма как да не се възхити на изключително ефективното използване на актьорите във филма:
Nancy Riehle - Pedestrian, Nurse, Atheist, voice of Atheist Woman, Cadaver #2, Wresting Girl
Освен това сюжетът изглежда просто убийствен:
Освен това човек няма как да не се възхити на изключително ефективното използване на актьорите във филма:Nancy Riehle - Pedestrian, Nurse, Atheist, voice of Atheist Woman, Cadaver #2, Wresting Girl
Освен това сюжетът изглежда просто убийствен:
The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical? This sure ain't Sunday School.
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:40 pm
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:57 pm
http://www.horsman.co.nz/story.do?id=67
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Смешни обяви в английската преса!
(Има съкровища като "Травестит албинос търси себеподобни"
)
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Смешни обяви в английската преса!
(Има съкровища като "Травестит албинос търси себеподобни"
)Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:32 am
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:46 am
Не, просто това с граматиката и частното обучение ме разби. След тази обява, мога спокойно да публикувам обява, че преподавам конгоански, сигурно го знам на подобно ниво.Ghibli wrote:http://www.horsman.co.nz/story.do?id=67
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Смешни обяви в английската преса!
(Има съкровища като "Травестит албинос търси себеподобни"
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:04 am
Internet is for Porn 
. От коя ли игра е само тва?
http://www.youtube.com/player.swf?video ... IlYg&l=196
. От коя ли игра е само тва?http://www.youtube.com/player.swf?video ... IlYg&l=196
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:10 am
Хех. УоУ просто си плаче за подобни гаври, еле па финалния кадър... знам го тва от месец още, гат го пускаха в Уъркшопа.
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:17 am
ха така ли изглеждал УоУ, мдаа. Е аз съм малко назад с времето за тия неща, ма за който го е пропуснал тва освен мене да има 
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)))))))))))))Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:33 am
Аааа....
Преебала ми се е кирилицата.
Да му...
Ма исках само да кажа, че нямам нерви да го чакам тва нещо, че с моя net се зарежда 100 часа....
Преебала ми се е кирилицата.
Да му...
Ма исках само да кажа, че нямам нерви да го чакам тва нещо, че с моя net се зарежда 100 часа....