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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:09 pm
by passer-by
Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets!
При сблъсък между двамата според мен ще стане следното - Чък опитва раундхаус кик, обаче Джак му пръсва коляното на опорния крак с добре насочен изстрел и после си го измъчва на спокойствие.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:09 pm
by The Dragon
Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:29 pm
by tigermaster
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:32 pm
by The Dragon
If Jack Bauer was gay his name would be Chuck Norris!
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:47 pm
by Muad_Dib
JAck>>>Chuck. Any day, anytime, anywhere...
Неговите са още по-смешни, това от подписа на Дани просто МАЖЕ.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:51 pm
by The Dragon
Нов любимец
Arnold Schwarzenegger thought he could take Jack Bauer in a fight. He ended up pregnant and they made a shitty movie about it.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:03 am
by Xellos
Бе единственото за което го признавам Джак, е че не е ял бой от Брус Ли
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:47 am
by Vash
Bring it on!
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 7:18 pm
by passer-by
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 7:55 pm
by DELgado
Darth Vader: - Fine, I'll cut off your hand.
Страхотни са.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 7:56 pm
by passer-by
И при другите филми в Movie-A-Minute има добри попадения.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 8:25 pm
by DELgado
The Rocky Series:
Rocky LOSES a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky WINS a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky LOSES a fight. Then Rocky WINS a fight. Then Rocky WINS a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky beats up some kids on the street.
Batman and Robin:
Producers: - We may have created the worst movie in history.
Citizen Kane:
Orson Welles: - Rosebud. (dies)
Reporter: - What does it mean?
Everybody Else: - We don't know.
Сайтчето е жестоко.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:16 pm
by thunder
Отидох да погледна Doom дали ще има iddqd и не ме разочароваха
DOOM:
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
iddqd
THE END
едит: хаха, и на други филми по игри са номер едно описанията
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:32 pm
by passer-by
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:33 pm
by DELgado
Прав си Коце. Туко-що видях Mortal Kombat-а:
Shang Tsung: - Back, Back, Forward, Forward + High Punch
Liu Kang: - Down, Forward, Back, Back + High Kick
