Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:03 pm
На 3500 поста се дава доколкото си спомням.
Е да, трябва си време за сериали, книги и комикси, нал тъй?
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:07 pm
Аааа, само 500 поста за последния месец значи...
Е да, трябва си време за сериали, книги и комикси, нал тъй?
Е да, трябва си време за сериали, книги и комикси, нал тъй?
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:28 pm
Напишете 'How do you find Chuck Norris' в google и натиснете "Чувствам се късметлия".
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:34 pm
Това за българския гугъл.
А на google.com първият резултат от това запитване ми даде
А на google.com първият резултат от това запитване ми даде
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.
Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
Run, before he finds you
Try a different person
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:39 pm
И на мен... Норис е навсякъде.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:25 pm
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:21 pm
Брутално. Стария Чък. А само като си спомня едно време как му се кефех на филмите. 
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:22 pm
Току-що му погледнах сайта, баси чудото е станало...Избираш си лафче и си го правиш на тениска за скромната сума от 23$....
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:27 pm
Chuck's Favorites: Picked by the man himself 
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:38 pm
Тези над тях са ОЩЕ по-здрави, а и всичките са нови (pone otkakto nie se biahme zapalili):
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:56 pm
Хехех, гугъл бомбичките са забавни 
. Ама вече miserable failure не води до страницата на Буш, нито weapons of mass destruction до това http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ 
...Chuck Norris ftw!
. Ама вече miserable failure не води до страницата на Буш, нито weapons of mass destruction до това http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ ...Chuck Norris ftw!
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:25 pm
Chuck Norris is a shaved pussy!
These are the real facts!
http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
These are the real facts!
http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:31 pm
Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.
Jack Bauer doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Bauerwall. It's basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer. No virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer's PC. Ever.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:00 pm
Моя любим е в подписа ми
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?
Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:04 pm
Беай бе Чък си рулз! http://techdigest.tv/jack-bauer-watch.jpg е льохман
