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termit · Post by **termit** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:46 pm

(Джон Траволта, с отегчен и леко напрегнат тон)
Wold you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?

Bat Garo Still Rots · Post by **Bat Garo Still Rots** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:57 pm

Не помня точния цитат, а не го намерих и в нета, но все пак:
Бащата на Джим в Американски Пай:
- Самозадоволяването е като да хвърляш топка срещу стена. Топката наистина отскача и се връща при теб, но все пак това не е играта. Нужно е да намериш някой да ти връща топката.

Corwin · Post by **Corwin** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:00 pm

Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson): Now I want you to go into that bag and find my wallet.
Ringo (Tim Roth): Which one is it?
Jules: It’s the one that says, “Bad Mother Fucker.”

http://www.youtube.com/v/Fd4VSkj0Wks

Накрая има и култов монолог...

Matrim · Post by **Matrim** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:53 pm

"Приятели":

[Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition]
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.

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Life of Brian

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace - shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: *I never did!*
Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

zari · Post by **zari** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:43 pm

Иии сега малко анимацийка:
Emperoro's New Groove:
Кузко:Нека приемем фактите,Изма..за пенсиониране си поне от 50 години.

Кузко:Това е Кронк,дясната ръка на Изма.Подменя ги на всеки 20 години

Типо на Изма:Не мисля,че си ми леля.По-скоро си ми пра,пра,пра,пра...
Изма:Свърши ли вече?

Типо:Прапралеля.

Съсипаха я жената...

Delegat · Post by **Delegat** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:26 am

От Тутси:

Michael Dorsey: You should have seen the look on her face when she thought I was a lesbian.
George Fields: "Lesbian"? You just said gay.
Michael Dorsey: No, no, no - SANDY thinks I'm gay, JULIE thinks I'm a lesbian.
George Fields: I thought Dorothy was supposed to be straight?
Michael Dorsey: Dorothy IS straight. Tonight Les, the sweetest, nicest man in the world asked me to marry him.
George Fields: A guy named Les wants YOU to marry him?
Michael Dorsey: No, no, no - he wants to marry Dorothy.
George Fields: Does he know she's a lesbian?
Michael Dorsey: Dorothy's NOT a lesbian.
George Fields: I know that, does HE know that?
Michael Dorsey: Know WHAT?
George Fields: That, er, I... I don't know.

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