Spam Is In The Air

[Morwen]

Доста:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb3mshCWmgA
Реклама на Мастъркард.

[Roamer]

Ох! Единственото, което ми иде да кажа, е едно стреснато-възмУтено-огОрчено-ошашавено "МЯК?!?"
(да, знам, че в клипа котки няма... но също така съм и сигурен, че по широкия откАчен свят все ще се намери някой пълен идиот - самоубиец, който ще се опита да унищожи и последните останки от личното достойнство на котурака си, като го подложи на тази ерес...)

Добавено: това моето беше за изказването на Ян за машината на франсетата...

Добавено още: Ааааа, тази реклама на MasterCard Мдам, незабравима класика - и блестящ пример за вредата от техническия прогрес

[Clio]

Последната реклама на Бакарди, която върви по телевизията тук - мега е според мен

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia2psNp9oSs


(за съжаление доста лошо качество, но... )

[Cruelty]

Мяк? .

[Pugsley]

http://vbox7.com/play:eab71adf


E тва е да си млад и талантлив

[The Dragon]

Мяк? .

Ще си взема такова и котка само за да мога да къпя 4ри пъти седмично Страшен фън.

[The Dragon]

I’m a modern man, a man for the millineum. Digital and smoke free. I’m a diversified multicutural postmodern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been uplinked and downloaded. I’ve been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech lowlife. A cutting edge, state of the art bi-costal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I’m new wave, but I’m old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired heat-seeking warm hearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradeable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time-to-time I’m radioactive.

Behind the eight-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, and pushing the envelope. I’m on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.

I’m a totally on-going bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging work-a-holic. A working rage-a-holic. Out of rehab, and in denial.

I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless. I’m an alpha-male on beta-blockers. I’m a non-believer and over-achiever, laid back but fashion forward, up-front, down home, low rent, high maintenance. Supersize, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready and built to last. I’m a hands-on footloose kneejerk headcase, prematurely post traumatic and I have a love child who sends me hate mail.

But I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing. A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has it’s own cash flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly, and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the “f” word in my email, and my software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I’m toll free, bite size ready to wear and I come in all sizes. A fully equiped , factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.

I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double wrapped, vaccuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I’m a rude-dude, but I’m the real-deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked, and ready to rock. Rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my slide. Driving and moving, sailing and spinning, jiving and grooving, wailing and women. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose, I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy, and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hanging in, ain’t no doubt, and I’m hanging tough, over and out.

[Amelia]

I’m a modern man, a man for the millineum. Digital and smoke free. I’m a diversified multicutural postmodern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been uplinked and downloaded. I’ve been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech lowlife. A cutting edge, state of the art bi-costal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I’m new wave, but I’m old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired heat-seeking warm hearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradeable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time-to-time I’m radioactive.

Behind the eight-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, and pushing the envelope. I’m on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.

I’m a totally on-going bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging work-a-holic. A working rage-a-holic. Out of rehab, and in denial.

I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless. I’m an alpha-male on beta-blockers. I’m a non-believer and over-achiever, laid back but fashion forward, up-front, down home, low rent, high maintenance. Supersize, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready and built to last. I’m a hands-on footloose kneejerk headcase, prematurely post traumatic and I have a love child who sends me hate mail.

But I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing. A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has it’s own cash flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly, and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the “f” word in my email, and my software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I’m toll free, bite size ready to wear and I come in all sizes. A fully equiped , factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.

I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double wrapped, vaccuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I’m a rude-dude, but I’m the real-deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked, and ready to rock. Rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my slide. Driving and moving, sailing and spinning, jiving and grooving, wailing and women. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose, I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy, and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hanging in, ain’t no doubt, and I’m hanging tough, over and out.

George Carlin ftw!

[Morwen]

http://health.actualno.com/news_133669.html

Пищните жени са по-умни

Тъй де, някой трябваше да го каже

[Xellos]

Карлин РУЛЗ

http://health.actualno.com/news_133669.html

Пищните жени са по-умни

Тъй де, някой трябваше да го каже

трупай трупай ;р

[The Dragon]

A picture is worth a thousand words

Spoiler: show

[Moridin]

Е едва ли са похарчили 200$ за ядрена енергия, доста е фейк ;р

[The Dragon]

Е едва ли са похарчили 200$ за ядрена енергия, доста е фейк ;р

Айде пак погледни моля те! Отстрани по средата.

Spoiler: show

Cost(In millions of dollars)

[Moridin]

True Good grief

[Morwen]

http://generator.yankoff.net/
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