Бетата отложена за пореден път, някакви бесни изблици на близардските форуми. Доста култово текстче по въпроса от форума на Форплей, изчетете го, доста е забавно:
A singularity bursts into an unending universe fit to support life and everything related to it. And so at this time Blizzard has begun work on StarCraft II.
As our sun and planet are formed from the particulates of the Universe, Blizzard says that the beta is coming soon.
Dinosaurs now walk the Earth and dominate all the globe. Tragically, the dinosaurs never get to try beta. They did, however, get to see it played in Korea on YouTube.
The mammals are now rising to dominate the planet after the extinction of the dinosaurs. Blizzard states that they want to ensure the game is up to their standards.
It is now around 2,500 B.C.E., and Blizzard announced that the game should be released in 2009. God becomes enraged and floods the entire world. This, unfortunately, sets the development back. God apologizes about the whole flood thing.
The ancient empires wait in anticipation for the beta of StarCraft II. The Babylonians check the forums, The Egyptians head over to TeamLiquid, and the Romans sigh to themselves as they watch Battle Reports.
Jesus comes along and finds out that there may be delays in StarCraft II's release. He gives himself up to Pontius Pilate. He subsequently goes to Heaven where StarCraft II is actually released. Smart move on his part.
After Jesus' death, a few hundred years pass and Rome falls. This is speculated to be mostly due to depression from watching the Battle Reports. The Middle Ages come along and the Western World is lost and wandering. They have no hope. They do not believe StarCraft II will be released.
Blizzard says, "We're in the final stretch!" and the renaissance is born! Renewed hope and high spirits fill all the people of the world!
Things go well for a while, then Hitler finds out there is no LAN and starts World War II. As witnessed here: Hitler's Starcraft 2 Downfall
Northern Korea states that they are OK waiting for a perfect game, and the Korean War starts. Blizzard, seeing what it has done to the world states, "We're almost there!"
John F. Kennedy threatens to break the NDA.
Ronald Reagan announces the Star Wars defense project. This is a cover of what is actually an attempt to see into Blizzard's windows.
Osama Bin Laden, tired of the delays, damns capitalism and everything it stands for.
We come to November 2009 and the world hears for the first time, the official word from Blizzard, that StarCraft II beta will not come out in 2009. The world population drops by 35% due to the abnormally high suicide and murder rate. The world falls into a post-apocalyptic anarchy where the only release is death!
Blizzard, you now know the future that lies before you. It is now your choice -- save the world!
Epilogue: 20,000 years in the future an alien species comes to Earth from the farthest reaches of the galaxy to excavate the long-gone civilization of humans. During their excavations they find Blizzard's WiP, StarCraft 2, and begin working to finish the project. They never finish it either. They do play WoW though.
Явно няма да е тази година, но поне догодина!? Вече кое поредно изложение само я показват без конкретни срокове...
