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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:37 pm
by Roland
Ъъ, бих ти го разделил по срични (обърни имената), ма подозирам, че и сам си го видял... или не?
Фанети Ма за кура.
И картинката има все пак култовото заглавие "Faneti go de"
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:17 am
by Xellos
аха, мдам е щом ви кефи.
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:53 am
by thunder
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:03 am
by Dzvero
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:22 am
by Clio
THE BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN
Your Clothes:
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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Preparing for the Birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.
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The Layette:
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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Worries:
1st baby: At the first sign of distress-a whimper, a frown-you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
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Pacifier:
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
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Diapering:
1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
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Activities:
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
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Going Out:
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
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At Home:
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
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Swallowing Coins (a favorite):
1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:25 am
by Roland
Хехе, цинизъм
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:49 am
by thunder
колко хубаво, че съм първото дете, а не третото
Рол, ако знаеш само колко истина има в написаното... Бях съм на три години, когато майка ми роди третото
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:17 pm
by Yan
Първи урок, английски за начинаещи:
"Три вещици разглеждат три часовника "Суоч". Коя от вещиците кой
часовник разглежда?"
А сега на английски!
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch
watch?
Втори урок, английски за напреднали:
"Три вещици-трансвеститки разглеждат три бутона на часовници "Суоч".
Коя от вещиците-трансвеститки кой бутон на часовниците "Суоч" разглежда?"
А сега на английски!
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched
witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
Трети и последен урок, английски за абсолютни професионалисти:
"Три швейцарски вещици-кучки, които имат желание да си сменят пола,
разглеждат три бутона на часовници "Суоч". Коя от швейцарските
вещици-кучки, които имат желание да си сменят пола, кое бутонче на
часовниците "Суоч" разглежда?"
А сега на английски!
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches,
watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which
wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss
Swatch watch switch?
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:23 pm
by Roland
Гениално е тва просто
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:43 pm
by armageddon
Е, не, тва последното е усмъртяващо просто
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:16 pm
by herairness
нямам думи просто...щото ми се завърза езика
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:59 pm
by Clio
хехехе, страхотно е това :)
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:53 pm
by Vankata
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:53 pm
by Xellos
mega e
The War of the Worlds (1953)
in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.
http://www.angryalien.com/1005/wowbuns.asp
и другите флашки си заслужават
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:23 am
by Elayne
Щото подозирам не всички четат Games Forum-а, ей тези си ги свалете и ги чуйте по ред
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