Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:37 pm
by Alexis
В спойлъра са номинантите за Bad Sex in Fiction Award за 2012. Комедията е мощна, WTF усещането дори по-мощно.
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Infrared by Nancy Huston (победител)
This is when I take my picture, from deep inside the loving. The Canon is part of my body. I myself am the ultrasensitive film - capturing invisible reality, capturing heat.
Noughties by Ben Masters
We got up from the chair and she led me to her elfin grot, getting amongst the pillows and cool sheets. We trawled each other’s bodies for every inch of history.
Back to Blood by Tom Wolfe
Now his big generative jockey was inside her pelvic saddle, riding, riding, riding.
Rare Earth by Paul Mason
He began thrusting wildly in the general direction of her chrysanthemum, but missing - his paunchy frame shuddering with the effort of remaining rigid and upside down.
The Yips by Nicola Barker
She smells of almonds, like a plump Bakewell pudding; and he is the spoon, the whipped cream, the helpless dollop of warm custard.
The Adventuress: The Irresistible Rise of Miss Cath Fox by Nicholas Coleridge
In seconds the duke had lowered his trousers and boxers and positioned himself across a leather steamer trunk, emblazoned with the royal arms of Hohenzollern Castle. ”Give me no quarter,” he commanded. ”Lay it on with all your might.”
The Divine Comedy by Craig Raine
And he came. Like a wubbering springboard. His ejaculate jumped the length of her arm. Eight diminishing gouts. The first too high for her to lick. Right on the shoulder.
The Quiddity of Will Self by Sam Mills
Down, down, on to the eschatological bed. Pages chafed me; my blood wept onto them. My cheek nestled against the scratch of paper.