Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:34 pm
Аууу баси якото не мога да си избера!
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:43 pm
Гениални са нали!!!!
Аз като че ли най-харесах тия със солджър-бебето. Виж го как нежно мята камички от очите си на предишната страница, ааааааааааа!!!!!!
Аз като че ли най-харесах тия със солджър-бебето. Виж го как нежно мята камички от очите си на предишната страница, ааааааааааа!!!!!!
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:45 pm
ЯК Е! Ама и Свинюгите ме радват максимално 
рософки кавай нещица 
рософки кавай нещица Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:54 pm
Свинюгите са ултимативни, ма те най-кавай изродите сред тях са черни и бели всъщност... Онова на кантара... Не, не е честно, ТВЪРДЕ много кавайнес.
Или пък онова дрогано извънземно дето се клати на закачалката...
Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:24 am
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:56 pm
ОМФГ, май някой сериозно е търсел този специален ефект, който само дето не спелува "S-E-X"!
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:55 pm
Това ми е последната новина от снощи, ама бързах да тръгвам да хвана колата и затова я пускам чак сега.
Германец бе влачен полугол
от влак след като си
събу гащите в знак на протест
Берлин, 12 октомври /БТА/
Германец бе свален от влак, защото пътувал без билет и показа задника си на влакови служители. Панталонът му обаче се закачи във врата на вагон и той бе влачен полугол по перона, а след това по релсите, предаде Ройтерс.
Двадесет и две годишният студент по журналистика, чието име не се съобщава бил свален от влака в Лауенбрюк, северна Германия. Той реагирал като си събул гащите и залепил задника си за стъкло на вагон.
"Цяло чудо е, че не е пострадал тежко. Такива неща може да са фатални", каза говорител на полицията в Бремен.
Мъжът бил влачен 200 метра, но успял да държи краката си далеч от колелата на влака. Влакът спрял след като пътник дръпнал аварийната спирачка. Намесата на медицински екипи прекъсна за повече от час железопътния трафик между Бремен и Хамбург и забави 23 влака.
Мъжът се отървал с порязвания и синини. Той ще бъде обвинен в опасна намеса в железопътния транспорт и обида на длъжностни лица от железопътните служби. Възможно е и да бъде принуден да плати значителна сума за пропуснатите ползи заради причинените от постъпката му закъснения на влакове.
Германец бе влачен полугол
от влак след като си
събу гащите в знак на протест
Берлин, 12 октомври /БТА/
Германец бе свален от влак, защото пътувал без билет и показа задника си на влакови служители. Панталонът му обаче се закачи във врата на вагон и той бе влачен полугол по перона, а след това по релсите, предаде Ройтерс.
Двадесет и две годишният студент по журналистика, чието име не се съобщава бил свален от влака в Лауенбрюк, северна Германия. Той реагирал като си събул гащите и залепил задника си за стъкло на вагон.
"Цяло чудо е, че не е пострадал тежко. Такива неща може да са фатални", каза говорител на полицията в Бремен.
Мъжът бил влачен 200 метра, но успял да държи краката си далеч от колелата на влака. Влакът спрял след като пътник дръпнал аварийната спирачка. Намесата на медицински екипи прекъсна за повече от час железопътния трафик между Бремен и Хамбург и забави 23 влака.
Мъжът се отървал с порязвания и синини. Той ще бъде обвинен в опасна намеса в железопътния транспорт и обида на длъжностни лица от железопътните служби. Възможно е и да бъде принуден да плати значителна сума за пропуснатите ползи заради причинените от постъпката му закъснения на влакове.
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:04 pm
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:44 pm
termit wrote:Карта на Европа, български тертип
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3464/400 ... fbfd_o.jpg
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:55 pm
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:49 pm
Страхотно клипче, силно препоръчвам, а и темата му е доста сериозна и оправдана.pnv_Creator wrote:http://www.kk.org/thetechnium/archives/ ... ng_but.php
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:50 pm
Отново нечовешки готино клипче от daily show ...
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-o ... s-it-there
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-o ... s-it-there
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:44 pm
БЯСНО як клип смял съм се кат идиотMuad_Dib wrote:Страхотно клипче, силно препоръчвам, а и темата му е доста сериозна и оправдана.pnv_Creator wrote:http://www.kk.org/thetechnium/archives/ ... ng_but.php
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:07 pm
Извинявам се, ако е било пускано тук това - аз не го бях чела и си умрях от смях
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors'
choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from 'the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills'. Isn't the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'
Are you fu*ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullsh*t. And that's a promise I will keep.
Always.
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors'
choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from 'the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills'. Isn't the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'
Are you fu*ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullsh*t. And that's a promise I will keep.
Always.
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:10 pm
Леле, мадамата просто кърти мифки, а освен това е и права бтв