Небрежен спамец (part 4)

Belphegor · Post by **Belphegor** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:54 pm

Извинявайте, че ви прекъсвам дискусията за заека

http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Gr ... 945/2.html

Ако някой има да добави нещо да заповяда

Ghibli · Post by **Ghibli** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:14 pm

Японците наистина са болни:

http://www.breakdancingelite.com/worlds ... pranks.htm (вижте обяснението отдолу)
http://www.thejapanesearecrazy.com/index.php

The Dragon · Post by **The Dragon** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:02 pm

тотална гавра с едно от ИТ събитията на годината.

The Retirement of Bill Gates from Microsoft Is No Big Deal

People seem to be making a big deal about the announcement that Bill Gates will be retiring from active involvement in Microsoft to concentrate more time on his foundation and surfing the Internet, which he thinks might be really big in the future. Here are a few reasons why it really won't make that much difference, at least for a while.

Any "new" Microsoft without Gates will always be backwards compatible to the "old" Microsoft. Except when it's not.

Although Bill Gates announced that he would be retiring in two years, there are sure to be delays in the transition schedule and the date of his retirement will probably be postponed many times. In fact, it may never happen at all.

It is also possible that Gates may be retired prematurely before all the bugs are worked out. Microsoft may decide to go through a retirement beta testing phase to work out these bugs. Even when Gates does officially retire, there may still be problems, so he may be forced to announce his Retirement 2.0, although you can be sure new problems will then crop up, some of which, but not all, will be fixed in the Second Edition of Retirement 2.0, followed by some patches.

The entire retirement process may be scrapped and a new retirement process may be started from scratch. This retirement process may then be abandoned after a year and Microsoft would go back to the first retirement process.

While some fear that Gates' retirement might spark a mass exodus of talent from Microsoft, this will probably not happen soon. More than likely his retirement package will become so bloated that it will hog most of Microsoft's resources. This will make it difficult for others to retire while Gates is retiring.

His retirement may be delayed by CEOs of other companies trying to retire. They may complain that Gates has an unfair monopoly on retirement. At this point the Justice Department may have to get involved to analyze the impact of his retirement on the CEOs of other companies. The European Union may decree that he cannot retire.

Other companies may also complain that the "look and feel" of Gates' retirement package is eerily similar to the retirement packages of their CEOs, which might cause some delays while this is litigated. Microsoft will claim that any apparent similarities are superficial.

Gates' retirement may cause Microsoft's stock to crash causing you to lose any profits that you have not saved. Don't worry. This is a normal part of the retirement process. In the future you may want to save your profits more often in case the stock crashes again. Microsoft will not be responsible for any profits lost.

Gates' retirement is going to be a very slow process. Get up, make yourself a cup of coffee. Make yourself two cups of coffee. Chances are when you get back to your desk, Gates still won't be retired. In fact, the entire retirement process may get hung up and have to be restarted again from the beginning.

K` · Post by K` » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:00 am

Рейвиииинг РабиДс р00лират по паркета

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez4xm-Q1IZ0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS7KnS7yAmY

herairness · Post by **herairness** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:41 am

uhaaaaaaaaaa

Ghibli · Post by **Ghibli** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:07 pm

http://www.theregister.com/2006/07/05/i ... anecdotes/

Хехе, случки от живота на работещите в съпорта...

Amos Trask · Post by **Amos Trask** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:29 pm

Schweddy Weiner for everybody!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlJrzhE1Hs0

Pugsley · Post by **Pugsley** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:29 pm

Amos Trask wrote:Schweddy Weiner for everybody!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlJrzhE1Hs0

Abvahahahaha

termit · Post by **termit** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:36 am

Хайде на дъвките

http://www.kakvonovo.com/2006/07/02/rek ... _dvki.html

Post by **Roland** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:44 am

Ох котьооо...

Post by **Moridin** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:44 am

Яко

Matrim · Post by **Matrim** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:41 pm

2 French Girls, 16, Run Away to “Land of Manga” July 4, 2006 22:48 - Japan, France

- http://blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/archives/719696.html

…And the old Japanese adage “reading manga all the time makes you stupid” is proven true yet again.

From the Morning Edition of the Chunichi Newspaper for July 4th, 2006:

According to the July 3rd edition of the French newspaper Libération, 2 16-year old girls from the Paris suburbs, who were both manga fanatics, left home without notifying their families because they “wanted to visit the land of manga.”

They tried to traverse Russia by rail, however they were apprehended in Poland on the 2nd and their dreams never came to fruition. The pair were obsessed with Japanese manga and rock music, and told their families that they were visiting a friend before leaving home on the 22nd of June.
The pair assumed that “visa wouldn’t be necessary if you went by rail or sea” and intended to cross over to the Korean peninsula from Russia, and then enter Japan by ship. Japanese manga and anime are immensely popular among younger French people, but they are also causing some concerns such as distracting them from studying.

Post by **Yan** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:11 pm

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=sr_ ... ria&page=1

herairness · Post by **herairness** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:35 pm

омг!!!!кой ли ги продава тези?

Hijo de la Luna · Post by **Hijo de la Luna** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:15 pm

Трябва да се сдобия с една от тези

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