Аман от Spam (Part X)

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Post by passer-by » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:26 pm

Elayne wrote:
По думите им в Пловдив съществуват фашистки организации с название „Кръв и чест” и „Комбат 18”, които често се саморазправят с тях.
Ох, леле, :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:!
Това си е обичайната война между ултраси, само дето е на политическа основа, а не спортна. Нищо ново под слънцето, дето се вика.

Като имаме предвид какви тежковъоръжени милиции си съществуват под защитата на закона в САЩ, това тук си е като "Войната на копчетата" (който не е чувал за таз култова творба, да се засрами тутакси).
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Post by dellusion » Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:08 pm

drugsinfo-bg.org wrote:В почти всяка среда се употребяват марихуана или хашиш. Затова винаги е възможно да срещнем някой напушен човек. Няма причина за паника. Опитайте се да го успокоите в тиха среда. Обикновено помага окуражаването и даването на храна и напитка. Ако човекът продължава да бъде дезориентиран или тревожен, трябва да се консултира с лекар.
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Post by The Dragon » Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:09 pm

кхъм ....

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Post by Roamer » Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:46 pm

What. The. Fuck.

http://www.reuters.com/article/domestic ... BK20090925
Man sues BofA for "1,784 billion, trillion dollars"
Joe Rauch wrote:NEW YORK (Reuters) - Dalton Chiscolm is unhappy about Bank of America's customer service -- really, really unhappy.

Chiscolm in August sued the largest U.S. bank and its board, demanding that "1,784 billion, trillion dollars" be deposited into his account the next day. He also demanded an additional $200,164,000, court papers show.
(понеже са в Щатите, дето не знаят как се броят милиарди, билиони и трилиони, става дума за 1784 по 10 на 21 степен, т.е. 1,784e+24, т.е. 1 784 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 долара)

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Joe Rauch wrote:NEW YORK (Reuters) - Dalton Chiscolm is unhappy about Bank of America's customer service -- really, really unhappy.

Chiscolm in August sued the largest U.S. bank and its board, demanding that "1,784 billion, trillion dollars" be deposited into his account the next day. He also demanded an additional $200,164,000, court papers show.

Attempts to reach Chiscolm were unsuccessful. A Bank of America spokesman declined to comment.

"Incomprehensible," U.S. District Judge Denny Chin said in a brief order released Thursday in Manhattan federal court.

"He seems to be complaining that he placed a series of calls to the bank in New York and received inconsistent information from a 'Spanish womn,'" the judge wrote. "He apparently alleges that checks have been rejected because of incomplete routing numbers."

Chin has experience with big numbers. He's the judge who sentenced Bernard Madoff to a 150-year prison sentence for what the government called a $65 billion Ponzi scheme.

Bank of America Corp faces real legal problems, including New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo's threat to sue its chief executive and a judge's embarrassing rejection of a settlement with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.

Yet the money Chiscolm wants could dwarf all the bank's other problems.

It's larger than a sextillion dollars, or a 1 followed by 21 zeros. Chiscolm's request is equivalent 1 followed by 22 digits.

The sum also dwarfs the world's 2008 gross domestic product of $60 trillion, as estimated by the World Bank.

"These are the kind of numbers you deal with only on a cosmic scale," said Sylvain Cappell, New York University's Silver Professor at the Courant Institute for Mathematical Sciences. "If he thinks Bank of America has branches on every planet in the cosmos, then it might start to make some sense."

Judge Chin gave Chiscolm until October 23 to better explain the basis for his claims, or else see his complaint dismissed.
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Post by tigermaster » Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:23 pm

http://www.wrecker.newmail.ru/www/russia.htm
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Острилката на ужаса:
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Post by passer-by » Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:27 pm

Острилката си е 18 +. :shock:

Не, не този 18 +.
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Post by Xellos » Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:08 pm

демотиваторите понякога са твърде яки ;)
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Post by Maledictus » Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:07 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: owned!

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Post by dellusion » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:23 pm

НАСА се опитват да изстрелят Ares I-X(ракета) за тестов полет. На този линк можете да проследите събитието:

http://playlist.yahoo.com/makeplaylist.dll?id=1368163
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Post by Xellos » Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:04 pm

Е тука вече ако каже чистачката "Сървъра падна" ;)
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Post by Roamer » Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:59 pm

Абе мани, знайш колко е забавно в такъв голям datacenter да се окаже, че не са си прекарали правилно тоците и като спре токът отвън, генераторът не успява да се включи шест часа :)
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Post by Yan » Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:53 pm

Звездни прилики. Не че не е до грим в повечето случаи.

http://smile-bg.com/snimki/zvezdi/535-z ... iliki.html
Правилата на бордгейминга:
1. Всички други неща, включително храна, дрехи, застраховка за колата и пари за обяд, представляват непредвидени разходи по отношение на това, което ви е необходимо за игрите.
2. Никога не пресмятайте общата стойност на това, което сте купили.
3. Ако искате нещо, значи ви е нужно.
4. Ако ви е нужно, значи трябва да го купите.

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Post by dellusion » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:13 am

Look at the darkness...
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Post by Roamer » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:56 am

За "тhis man", теорията за "daytime recognition" ми звучи най-смислено и беше първото, което ми хрумна, като видях това доста общо, "усреднено"-изглеждащо лице.
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Post by Interpreter » Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:56 pm

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