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Хмм, на две крачки от по-важното събитие ма все пак
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Xellos wrote:Хмм, на две крачки от по-важното събитие ма все пак
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Звучи много наис.
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Еи на тва се хилих много: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Scientology
Става дума за Scientology което ако съм разбрал правилно от ебавките из нета е много малоумна религия която горе долу оправдава описанието на унциклопедията. Смятам да се поразровя още малко и директно да да я приемам тая религия звучи ми наис
Ето една извадка която направо разбива:
*fanfare*
A LONG, LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY...
The Sith ruler of the galactic confederacy, Darth Xenu, was about to be deposed. For some reason, he decided that a good thing to do therefore would be to combat the growing overpopulation problem in the galaxy. He collected citizens telling them that they were being taken for an, uh, income tax inspection. Psychiatrists were involved in this conspiracy. He drugged them, froze their bodies and packed them aboard spaceships that looked exactly like "dc-8 jet planes" would look 75 million years later on the planet of earth, which they knew as ‘Teegeeack’, which was coincidentally the place where he was taking them. Then he piled them up on top of volcanoes and blew them up with lots of h-bombs. Then their disembodied souls, called Thetans, where captured by Xenu using a Sith force called electronic ribbon (a type of ribbon, with electricity running through it. Disembodied souls are powerless against such). Then they were taken to a 3d cinema, where they were brainwashed by forcefully watching Tom Cruise (who is heterosexual[3]) acting for 36 days. This of course screwed their minds pretty bad, a lobotomy technique since then called r2-d2 implant. Now they inhabit earth thinking that they are rocks and trees and people. Or something. Whatever.
Now only a small rebel force remains with the hope to oppose Xenu and his army of dark psychiatrists once more: the scientologists...
Warning: The above text contains spoilers. If you are not a scientologist "OT III" or higher you will promptly die of pneumonia for knowing this. Roll 1d20 vs Ice/Cold to save.
Става дума за Scientology което ако съм разбрал правилно от ебавките из нета е много малоумна религия която горе долу оправдава описанието на унциклопедията. Смятам да се поразровя още малко и директно да да я приемам тая религия звучи ми наис
Ето една извадка която направо разбива:
*fanfare*
A LONG, LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY...
The Sith ruler of the galactic confederacy, Darth Xenu, was about to be deposed. For some reason, he decided that a good thing to do therefore would be to combat the growing overpopulation problem in the galaxy. He collected citizens telling them that they were being taken for an, uh, income tax inspection. Psychiatrists were involved in this conspiracy. He drugged them, froze their bodies and packed them aboard spaceships that looked exactly like "dc-8 jet planes" would look 75 million years later on the planet of earth, which they knew as ‘Teegeeack’, which was coincidentally the place where he was taking them. Then he piled them up on top of volcanoes and blew them up with lots of h-bombs. Then their disembodied souls, called Thetans, where captured by Xenu using a Sith force called electronic ribbon (a type of ribbon, with electricity running through it. Disembodied souls are powerless against such). Then they were taken to a 3d cinema, where they were brainwashed by forcefully watching Tom Cruise (who is heterosexual[3]) acting for 36 days. This of course screwed their minds pretty bad, a lobotomy technique since then called r2-d2 implant. Now they inhabit earth thinking that they are rocks and trees and people. Or something. Whatever.
Now only a small rebel force remains with the hope to oppose Xenu and his army of dark psychiatrists once more: the scientologists...
Warning: The above text contains spoilers. If you are not a scientologist "OT III" or higher you will promptly die of pneumonia for knowing this. Roll 1d20 vs Ice/Cold to save.
Love & peace
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Статията за историята на България е друга перла от Ънциклопедичната ми колекция :)
Мдамз чел съм я а в основната тема за България:
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Anthem: "Dear salat and rakia"
Capital: Sofia, Skopie, Istanbul, Belgrade, Bucharesti
Largest city: Sofia
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National Hero(es): Levski, Hristo Stoichkov, Volen Siderov
Currency: LEURO
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Population 71.235 billion only in Sofia
тва ни е бързото описание и според него съм много религиозен
Motto: "Disunion make strength"
Anthem: "Dear salat and rakia"
Capital: Sofia, Skopie, Istanbul, Belgrade, Bucharesti
Largest city: Sofia
Official languages: Bulgarian and Old Church Slavonic
Government: Republic
Prime Minister: Volen Siderov
National Hero(es): Levski, Hristo Stoichkov, Volen Siderov
Currency: LEURO
Religion: 100% of Bulgarians believe in soccer,backgammon and rakia
Population 71.235 billion only in Sofia
тва ни е бързото описание и според него съм много религиозен
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