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Post by alshu » Mon May 02, 2011 2:15 pm

Едни интересни разсъждения във връзка с икономическите решения зад изграждането на "Звездата на смъртта" - http://www.overthinkingit.com/2011/04/2 ... economics/

Много ме кефи коментарът по една от снимките:
What? You expected us to have a discussion of economics of empire without bringing up Marxist-Leninism?

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Post by Muad_Dib » Mon May 02, 2011 2:43 pm

Ще се гръмна.

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Post by alshu » Thu May 05, 2011 10:49 am

Муахахаха...

Ако кино плакатите за това лято бяха честни...този път не е link към тема на cracked.com

http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/feature/if- ... -truth.php

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Post by The Dragon » Fri May 13, 2011 3:59 pm

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/11448/atlas-shrugged/

Дами и господа. Филмовото ревю на всички времена. Не се препоръчва на републиканци, зелени еуглени и други низши форми на живот.
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

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Post by Martix » Fri May 13, 2011 4:45 pm

:lol: Тва е брутално. Ето още малко за този филм.
http://www.cracked.com/video_18272_if-a ... onest.html
пак cracked, няма отърване от тях
Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man...for precisely the same reason.

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Post by Martix » Sun May 15, 2011 5:40 pm

пххаахаха
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Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man...for precisely the same reason.

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Post by alshu » Thu May 19, 2011 5:40 pm

Това си е истински филм, така че се получава малко смях през сълзи :lol: .

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Post by AlDim » Mon May 30, 2011 8:17 pm

Следните видеота не са просто омазващи бъзици, ами гениални, професионално направени музикални интерпретации на екшън класики от 80-те и 90-те:

Conan the Barbarian: The Musical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGOQ7Ss ... re=related

Terminator 2: The Opera
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6_awUgbUJs

Commando: The Musical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FFQ_g8OoQM

Predator: The Musical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlicWUDf ... re=related

Rambo: The Musical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzEPKGT- ... re=related

Total Recall: The Musical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej3Szj6W ... re=related


Тези рапове са на почти същото ниво и също си струват поне едно гледане:

The Amazing Robocop Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnMF7dV ... re=related

The Amazing Terminator Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdpngMC5 ... re=related

The Amazing Predator Rap
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1b2f2a ... or_mashups

Покрай мюзикълите с жената вчера даже си спретнахме един Арни маратон с Total Recall, Commando и The Predator.

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Post by Silver » Tue May 31, 2011 3:15 am

Съболезнования. И аз ако можех да изгледам три филма с Ахнулт един след друг сигурно щеше да ми дойде да се похваля пред всички. Или да си пръсна черепа.

Иначе, специално ли не пусна двете части на Шиндлер?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-dTnU5uOsA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8pyRpFSYnM

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Post by Amelia » Tue May 31, 2011 5:22 am

Silver wrote: Аз всъщност съм доста тъпо парче.
Обещах... :mrgreen:
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Oui. Je suis garbage.

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Post by Xellos » Tue May 31, 2011 10:16 am

Заигравките на Робот чикен с Междузвездните заслужават адмирации.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2qcpO9T ... ature=fvwp


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Post by Claymore » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:20 pm

:lol: :lol: В момента ме боли корема от първото. Лукс етерна мое да направи всичко епично.

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Post by tigermaster » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:35 am

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Post by Silver » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:55 pm

На тази от Съмит Ент. й плащат някви грошове да се прави на маймуна. Не знам как са я кастнали де.

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