ShadowDance

In the Zach Snyder produced version, Supergirl learns the dog has bone cancer and puts it down by snapping its neck. Then she flies off, crying, accidentally knocking a building onto the troop of children.

It makes $700 million globally.

In the Zach Snyder version she has been replaced by Batman. Because everything in the DC is about Batman.

In SnyderLand, it would be BatPuppy that got killed, sending Batman into a rage-vengeance spiral.

You forgot the part were she dresses like a stripper and snorts white kyptonite.

In the Snyder version, all those little girls are actually mental patients who think they’re strippers, because why the fuck not.

Now, Bond's not a scientist (unless you count excessive drinking and spreading venereal disease as a "science"), so it's no surprise that he can't figure out the chemical properties of a solution by simply picking it up and staring. So instead of, say, taking a couple of vials back to Q for analysis, 007 opens one of the vials and leaves it standing in a precarious position before dashing secretively out of the room.

Not surprisingly, when the scientists come back, they knock over the vial which turns out to contain some kind of toxic gas that kills them both while Bond observes from a secure position, not unlike a child hiding behind the couch from a scary movie.

It's pretty fucked up that instead of doing some basic detective work, Bond uses the scientists as guinea pigs. Sure, they might be bad guys, but they also might not be. They're just a couple of scientists, and they're working for the Bond-verse equivalent of Richard Branson. For all we know, they may think they're producing weapons to help fight terrorism, or a better first-class commercial flying experience. Regardless, Bond never bothered to find out before locking them both in a death trap.

But a man bursting out of the ground from the realm of the dead to track two dudes down for a rifle and an apology doesn't make for the most exciting film.

alshu wrote:

But a man bursting out of the ground from the realm of the dead to track two dudes down for a rifle and an apology doesn't make for the most exciting film.

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Първо го смачка мечка, после се опитаха да го удушат, после го погребаха жив, после, както беше целият потрошен, плуваше в ледена река, после падна в дълбока пропаст, като единственото, което омекоти удара, беше някакво борче, после...

A Sioux hunting party came upon the living man-corpse and helped him fashion some branches into a crude raft, which he sailed to Fort Kiowa and safety.

tigermaster wrote:А бяха добавени други неща, които го правят равносилен на Батман.
Филмът беше страхотен, де.

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Във филма не просто оцелява, но и е във форма да победи Том Харди в ръкопашен бой при полежение, че в началото изглеждаше че е със счупен крак освен останалите тежки рани.
Тъпо беше и като преди да се намърда в умрелия кон си хвърли дрехите в снега или като излезе от ледената вода и се грееше на огъня без да си съблече мокрите дрехи.