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Post by alshu » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:19 pm

The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Post by alshu » Tue Sep 01, 2015 3:23 pm

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Тук по-скоро коментарите ме разбиха от смях.

In the Zach Snyder produced version, Supergirl learns the dog has bone cancer and puts it down by snapping its neck. Then she flies off, crying, accidentally knocking a building onto the troop of children.

It makes $700 million globally.
In the Zach Snyder version she has been replaced by Batman. Because everything in the DC is about Batman.
In SnyderLand, it would be BatPuppy that got killed, sending Batman into a rage-vengeance spiral.
You forgot the part were she dresses like a stripper and snorts white kyptonite.
In the Snyder version, all those little girls are actually mental patients who think they’re strippers, because why the fuck not.
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Post by alshu » Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:03 pm

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The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Post by alshu » Fri Oct 30, 2015 3:17 pm

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Now, Bond's not a scientist (unless you count excessive drinking and spreading venereal disease as a "science"), so it's no surprise that he can't figure out the chemical properties of a solution by simply picking it up and staring. So instead of, say, taking a couple of vials back to Q for analysis, 007 opens one of the vials and leaves it standing in a precarious position before dashing secretively out of the room.

Not surprisingly, when the scientists come back, they knock over the vial which turns out to contain some kind of toxic gas that kills them both while Bond observes from a secure position, not unlike a child hiding behind the couch from a scary movie.

It's pretty fucked up that instead of doing some basic detective work, Bond uses the scientists as guinea pigs. Sure, they might be bad guys, but they also might not be. They're just a couple of scientists, and they're working for the Bond-verse equivalent of Richard Branson. For all we know, they may think they're producing weapons to help fight terrorism, or a better first-class commercial flying experience. Regardless, Bond never bothered to find out before locking them both in a death trap.
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Post by Xellos » Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:39 pm

старо, ама го бях изпуснал - Джими Кимел рути пак ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3NwB9PLxss
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Post by alshu » Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:07 pm

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The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Post by alshu » Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:24 pm

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But a man bursting out of the ground from the realm of the dead to track two dudes down for a rifle and an apology doesn't make for the most exciting film.
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Post by passer-by » Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:45 pm

alshu wrote:
But a man bursting out of the ground from the realm of the dead to track two dudes down for a rifle and an apology doesn't make for the most exciting film.
Поради което и филмът е "ВДЪХНОВЕН от истински събития". :wink:

Впрочем, в ИМДБ-то някакви хора се оплакваха, че премеждията, през които минал главният герой били твърде нереалистични и нямало как човек да оцелее. На което други хора им отговарят, че действителният човек е минал през още по-големи натоварвания за организма и пак е оцелял. Демек, по тоя показател филмът даже е омаловажил ситуацията. :shock:

Нямам търпение да дойде 22-и, трейлърът на "Завръщането" беше бая зарибяващ.
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Post by alshu » Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:13 pm

Това с физическите травми е адски относително.
Има хора преживели изстрел в главата или множество изстрели и прободни рани в корема.
Има хора, които са поличили отравяне на кръвта от едно порязване.

Но тук да му измислиш син, само за да го убиеш за по-драматично...
Друг случай се сещам - в Кон-Тики бяха изкарали, че Хейердал не можел да плува и че въжетата на сала се протърквали...а в документалния филм ясно е казано и показано, че са има специално издълбани жлебове за тях.
Смешно си е, както и да го погледнеш.
Лично на мен по-интересно би ми било да тръгне да ги преследва заради пушката си, защото тя е важна вещ пустошта ...ма се получава малко филм на братята Коен. Явно не всеки им е фен.
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Post by tigermaster » Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:17 pm

Хю Глас със сигурност не е минал през това, което беше показано във филма. Може да е минал и през по-сериозни премеждия, обаче не и в толкова кратък интервал от време.
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Първо го смачка мечка, после се опитаха да го удушат, после го погребаха жив, после, както беше целият потрошен, плуваше в ледена река, после падна в дълбока пропаст, като единственото, което омекоти удара, беше някакво борче, после...
Реалният Хю Глас не е убил мечката сам, а и едва ли е бил оставен в толкова лошо състояние.
Света аз цял обходих
и изправен гордо пак стоя.
Срещнах милиони хора
и на всичките им взех ума.

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Post by passer-by » Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:30 pm

http://www.cracked.com/article_19023_th ... ry_p2.html

Виж номер 1.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Glas ... expedition

Бих казал, че през бая неща е минал.
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Post by tigermaster » Thu Jan 14, 2016 6:11 pm

Не отричам премеждията му, само че във филма някои неща бяха пропуснати. Примерно това:
A Sioux hunting party came upon the living man-corpse and helped him fashion some branches into a crude raft, which he sailed to Fort Kiowa and safety.
А бяха добавени други неща, които го правят равносилен на Батман.
Филмът беше страхотен, де.
Света аз цял обходих
и изправен гордо пак стоя.
Срещнах милиони хора
и на всичките им взех ума.

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Post by Onslaught » Thu Jan 14, 2016 6:51 pm

tigermaster wrote:А бяха добавени други неща, които го правят равносилен на Батман.
Филмът беше страхотен, де.
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Във филма не просто оцелява, но и е във форма да победи Том Харди в ръкопашен бой при полежение, че в началото изглеждаше че е със счупен крак освен останалите тежки рани.
Тъпо беше и като преди да се намърда в умрелия кон си хвърли дрехите в снега или като излезе от ледената вода и се грееше на огъня без да си съблече мокрите дрехи.
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Post by passer-by » Thu Jan 14, 2016 7:03 pm

Да спомена мимоходом, че някои хора смятаме да гледаме тоя филм на кино, а премиерата му у нас е на 22-и. :wink:
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Post by alshu » Thu Mar 17, 2016 3:29 pm

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The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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