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Post by alshu » Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:16 pm

Един интересен текст: http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/featur ... -about.php

Ето как започва той :lol: :
You may already be a film industry cynic. Maybe you think Hollywood is a barren wasteland, devoid of creativity and originality. Maybe you’re sick of seeing talented people get ignored and vapid hacks get splashed all over the trades. Maybe you’re tired of 3D everything and having to re-buy your movies every five to ten years.

I’m not here to dissuade you of any of that. Hell no, I’m here to make it worse.
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
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Post by Xellos » Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:45 am

Ех тия Японци... :shock: :mrgreen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgrKLjoWcbs
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Post by Xellos » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:35 am

Добра подборка - The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc&NR=1

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Post by alshu » Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:14 pm

Ето тези неща си ги знаете, но все пак - http://www.cracked.com/article_19443_7- ... -offs.html
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
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Post by Xellos » Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:58 am

Тъжната истина за поизчерпаната откъм нови идеи филмова индустрия...

http://chocoladesign.com/cartazes-falam-muito
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Post by Martix » Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:04 pm

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Post by Xellos » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:50 pm

Christopher Walken...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=5OEXbaJHDkE
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Post by tigermaster » Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:41 pm

Един актьор се прави на други актьори:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&featu ... bIqL-lN1B4
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Post by Xellos » Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:48 pm

Епикааааа :) Boondock saints vs Edward
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Post by alshu » Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:41 am

It's Cracket time.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19562_7- ... otice.html

Статията започва така:
Easter eggs are usually kind of a bum deal. Sure, when you finally find one it's like having a secret conversation with your favorite director ... but he's kind of a jerk, the conversation is one-sided and it's usually all about how much of a loser you are for spending a hundred hours sifting through the special features on your Firefly DVD just to find something Joss Whedon slapped together in five minutes...
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
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Post by AlDim » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:47 am

Това е супер яко: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WpGikF4 ... re=related

Извдка от първия пилотен епизод на The Muppets. А утре отивам да гледам новия филм.
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Post by alshu » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:46 pm

Check out the first 13 minutes of Raiders of the Lost Ark recut with scenes from the sort of free-wheeling adventure flicks Steven Spielberg and George Lucas drew their inspiration from. These shots were taken from 30 separate films released from 1919 to 1973.
http://io9.com/5872421/the-opening-scen ... ure-movies
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
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Post by alshu » Tue Jan 24, 2012 12:10 pm

http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”
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Post by Xellos » Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:29 pm

хахахах тва с междузвездните е гениално awkward this is! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by herairness » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:17 am

Тези си струва да се изгледат всичките, има страшно яки :mrgreen:
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