Филмови бъзици

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Re: Филмови бъзици

Post by Roland » Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:24 am

Litz wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:58 am
Това го видях в тъмблр и се сцепих. Специален поздрав за @Roland и @трубадур
I really want Hollywood to let go of Jennifer Lawrence . She does nothing for me. She can never convincingly convey any emotion because she always has this dumb ass, dull, bewildered look on her face. She basically Kristen Stewart 2.0 except Kristen played a moody emo hoe in every movie so it fit her. They cast J Law in every fucking thing and this latest role in Red Sparrow where she some sort of Russian, secret, sexy, femme-fatale agent spy is so far-fetched, like imagine getting seduced by some gangling woman that look like a confused duck squinting at the dollar menu. So of course the prerequisite scene for and femme-fatale archetype is that one of the bad guys is also a deviant who hired some hoes to come do whatever weird fetish he into. The agency swap out the hoe with the spy and the spy seduce him and kill him (Idk why she could really just be waiting in there, pop him and leave but they gotta dress it up and make it real for him I guess)

magine after a long week of terrorism, you purchased some pussy to go get a footjob or get ya nuts punched in, whatever villainous kink you into, you told them send you they baddest hoe, the LeBron James of hoes. You get there and J Law sitting on the bed looking like she can’t remember if she left the stove on, bro you would be pissed. The villain would show up and shoot her ugly ass for the disrespect of thinking this was a legitimate tactic. The jig is up. He knew this was shady off the rip. Smh. Get her outta here, man.
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Re: Филмови бъзици

Post by трубадур » Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:37 pm

благодаря за това, тоя пич гетва реалността

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Re: Филмови бъзици

Post by Litz » Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:54 pm

То тва е като писано от трубадура.

Иначе и некав золухан треторозряден престъпник да си, ако тва ти се появи пак ще го застреляш.

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Re: Филмови бъзици

Post by penzata » Tue Mar 13, 2018 1:37 pm

Litz wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:54 pm
Иначе и некав золухан треторозряден престъпник да си, ако тва ти се появи пак ще го застреляш.
Абсолютно невярно. Целият този хейт спрямо Лорънс ми идва крайно самоцелен. Не че тя не дава предпоставки, но чак пък толкоз.

Иначе, счупих се да се смея на това, което постна. :lol: Данке.
She basically Kristen Stewart 2.0 except Kristen played a moody emo hoe in every movie so it fit her.
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Re: Филмови бъзици

Post by alshu » Wed Jun 27, 2018 11:46 am

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The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Re: Филмови бъзици

Post by tigermaster » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:27 pm

Мат Ийстън от scholagladiatoria разковава кочината на новия филм за Робин Худ:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJOQtU0joTI&t=

Трейлъра на това потенциално изпражнение мислех да го постна в темата за социалната справедливост, понеже има в тая област какво да се каже за него, но тук това си е по на мястото. Ама са обърнали веселата дружина на Робин Худ на Антифа, дето замерят потушаващите протести полицаи с коктейли Молотов. :shock:
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Re: Филмови бъзици

Post by tigermaster » Sat Aug 04, 2018 2:43 am

In Defense of the ‘Venom’ Trailer’s “Turd in the Wind” Line
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I feel like a lot of negativity toward that line comes from the idea it’s supposed to be earnestly badass, which ignores the odd-couple tone of the rest of the trailer. It’s not badass. It’s an alien from another planet melding minds with down-on-his-luck, incredibly sweaty newspaper reporter to try and sound tough. It is a decidedly un-Marvel-like moment, which these days feels like a breath of fresh air. Or, you know, not so fresh.
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Re: Филмови бъзици

Post by Ghibli » Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:56 am

Това сега го виждам :ninja:
tigermaster wrote:
Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:27 pm
Мат Ийстън от scholagladiatoria разковава кочината на новия филм за Робин Худ:
Според мен това явно е нарочно направено. За мен е очевидно, че никой не се е стремил да направи исторически достоверен филм, а точно такъв миш-маш с хореография от Ароу, коктейли Молотов, танкове и костюми от Стар Трек. Малко като Крал Артур на Гай Ричи, който не съм гледала, но от трейлъра изглеждаше със същата идея, да се разкаже историята със съвременни елементи.

А за social justice какво има да се каже? Ако сметнеш за подходящо, може да ми отговориш направо в другата тема, че тук ще е офтопик.
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Re: Филмови бъзици

Post by tigermaster » Sat Aug 04, 2018 1:19 pm

Ghibli wrote:
Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:56 am
Според мен това явно е нарочно направено. За мен е очевидно, че никой не се е стремил да направи исторически достоверен филм, а точно такъв миш-маш с хореография от Ароу, коктейли Молотов, танкове и костюми от Стар Трек. Малко като Крал Артур на Гай Ричи, който не съм гледала, но от трейлъра изглеждаше със същата идея, да се разкаже историята със съвременни елементи.
То е ясно, че е направено нарочно, обаче на мен ми се ще да направят нарочно филм, който се отнася с уважение към легендите, които екранизира.

За другото писах тук:
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