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Re: Разни

Post by tigermaster » Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:03 pm

Якост... ИМДБ-рейтингът на "Батман срещу Супермен" падна с почти единица и половина за по-малко от ден, а при гнилите домати рейтингът му в момента е 29%.
Почвам да им съчувствам на "Уорнър"...
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Re: Разни

Post by alshu » Sat Mar 26, 2016 1:05 pm

Не им съчувствай - сами са си виновни, че имат правата за толкова популярни френчайзи и се провалят с гръм и трясък да ги издоят.
Въобще трябва да си идиот, за да връчиш толкова много пари и отговорност на Зак Снайдър.
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Re: Разни

Post by tigermaster » Sat Mar 26, 2016 2:39 pm

Ами, не знам, преди този филм да се провали финансово, няма да потривам доволно ръце... И знам, че това няма да стане, но все пак се надявам... Надявам се пътят към споделена вселена на DC да бъде напълно затворен и да се разчисти малко място за неща, които нямам чувството, че съм гледал още преди да са били обявени.
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Re: Разни

Post by The Dragon » Sat Mar 26, 2016 4:20 pm

Гледах го ... не беше прекомерно по зле от повечето от другите комиксови бози с които ни заливат. ю Или джурасик парк.

От друга стана - представи си реклама на дамски превръзки режисирана от Зак Шнайдер.
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Re: Разни

Post by alshu » Wed Mar 30, 2016 9:51 am

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The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Re: Разни

Post by alshu » Mon May 09, 2016 3:56 pm

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The Indiana Jones trilogy plus one shitty bonus movie tells the story of a university professor who almost never shows up to class, but when he does, he probably brings with him an Ark-full of exciting firsthand anecdotes about ancient treasures and Nazi murders. All four movies read like a frustrated undergrad's fanfiction written during an especially boring lecture. In the third film, we even get Indiana's gruff father snidely pointing out that all his adventuring is not befitting an academic.

The Reality:

Dr. William McGovern (1897-1964) was a celebrated professor of political science at Northwestern University, known for his distinctive winter fur cap and being way cooler than you.
By age 30, he had two doctorates (one from a Buddhist monastery in Kyoto), spoke anywhere between 12 and 17 languages, and had spent time exploring the shit out of our planet in ways that should have gotten him killed several times over. During one trip, he snuck into a forbidden city in Tibet by painting his skin brown and squirting lemon juice in his eyes to change their color. He was eventually discovered, but only because he fessed up about the ruse to the city officials. When a mob of monks became enraged by his presence ("Did you not see the word 'Forbidden' on the sign, dick?"), they swarmed his building and started hurling rocks. At which point McGovern slipped out the back, circled around, blended in with the mob and started chucking stones alongside them.
While trekking through the Amazon during another expedition, he shot a 28-foot-long anaconda that was attacking his boat, after presumably punching it in the dick. He then lived among Amazonian tribes and participated in their sacred rituals, ingesting hallucinogens and banishing evil spirits (that's what the rituals were about, but we're going to just assume he had to fight some real evil spirits at some point).

Now, it's true he never murdered Nazis, but he still fought the Axis in his own way by becoming President Roosevelt's expert on Japan. FDR read his reports each morning over breakfast.
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Re: Разни

Post by tigermaster » Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:59 pm

Някой китайски филмов разпространител дали няма да бъде убит скоро?

В смисъл, почти всеки хитов филм в последните два-три месеца изтече в HDTC-вариант в интернетя. Понякога версиите са с наистина добро качество, примерно "Войната на героите" или "Зоотопия". При всички положения са много по-добри от камовете. Сега дърпам "Warcraft".
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Re: Разни

Post by tigermaster » Mon Jun 20, 2016 12:53 am

Антон Йелчин... :cry:
Загинал е в катастрофа. Не знам... Какво й става на тази година...
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Re: Разни

Post by alshu » Mon Jun 20, 2016 10:50 am

Клюката е, че е загинал заради дефект в серията на джипа, който притежавал.
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The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Re: Разни

Post by Litz » Sun Aug 07, 2016 2:06 pm

Целият свят се оплаква колко зле е Suicide Squad, но от DC за пореден път се оправдават с "Да това е зле, но изчакайте и си купете режисьорската версия, тя ше е много яка!!!!" Какво ги кара да мислят, че след като зрителят е дал 15 кинта за няква шитня, после ще му се дават още за същата шитня, но евентуално по-яка?

Вселената на ДС има адски много потенциал, но на филм се получава рядко. Щото да, Марго Роби има як задник, но целия филм да се крепи на него, аре не.

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Re: Разни

Post by tigermaster » Sun Aug 07, 2016 3:00 pm

При положение, че преснимаха огромна част от филма, нищо чудно режисьорската версия да е много по-добра.
Иначе, аз от тоя филм нищо не очаквам, но знам, че ще бъда замъкнат да го гледам...
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Re: Разни

Post by alshu » Sun Aug 07, 2016 4:16 pm

Те режисьорите са двама тааа...
Добре, че е 3D. За дясното око версията на единия, за лявото версията на единия.
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Re: Разни

Post by трубадур » Sun Aug 07, 2016 5:45 pm

Само David Ayer е режисьор :ninja:
Освен това... целият свят се оплаквал то скуада е бая преувеличение. При положение, че най-гледаните ютубъри му дадоха баси високите оценки. Не казвам, че мнението им е последна инстанция само че има приличен отпор на негативните мнения.

И, литз, къде ги четеш тия глупости за режисьорска версия и пр. Айер от самото начало твърди, че си е негова творбата и излязлото по кината е неговата версия. Проблемите, ако има такива, все още не ми се влачи с отвратителните селяни в салона и не знам реално какви са ги надробили от децето, ще дойдат от там, че пичът пое филма малко преди да почнат снимките и почти нямаше време за пре-продукция. Камо ли да напише кой знае какъв сценарий. Всичко е правено едновременно.

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Re: Разни

Post by alshu » Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:18 pm

Само David Ayer е режисьор
I b'lieve you.
Айер от самото начало твърди
Щото след тест стрийнингите костюмарите хич не го накараха солидно да преснима и промени филма и сегашния миш-маш хич не лежи повече на тяхната съвест.
най-гледаните ютубъри му дадоха
Щото те са такива справедливи и обективни хорица.
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Re: Разни

Post by трубадур » Sun Aug 07, 2016 9:25 pm

alshu wrote:
Само David Ayer е режисьор
I b'lieve you.
Айер от самото начало твърди
Щото след тест стрийнингите костюмарите хич не го накараха солидно да преснима и промени филма и сегашния миш-маш хич не лежи повече на тяхната съвест.
най-гледаните ютубъри му дадоха
Щото те са такива справедливи и обективни хорица.
Отзад напред:

За ютубърите казах защо ги споменавам, не чети избирателно.

За костюмарите не знаем нищо, защото нито един от тях не е говорел специално за този филм. Затова и питах изрично литз къде точно чете, защото единственият задкулисен, който има думата относно скуада е именно айер. Преснимането може да е породено от какво ли не. Но много преди успеха на дедпуул айер каза, че написаният сценарий цели да е pg-13. Ако е породено от приемането на Батман/Супермен (за което имат вина костюмите, тъй като окастрят 30 минути от почти идеален филм) пак е все тая. Тъй като са само някакви си месеци преди премиерата на скуада. И да не забравяме точно тогава се споменаха тия преснимания. Кога реално обаче са се случили - знаят само уорнър. Но дори и да са се случили точно по това време - едва ли става въпрос за повече от една сцена. Няма как да е повече, ако искат да влязат в срок. Всичко каквото заснемат трябва да се монтира, озвучи, цветове да се оправят, ефекти да се ошлайфат, какво ли не.

Филм от такъв калибър има поне 3 асистен режисьора, като всеки друг блокбастър, и все пак се съгласуват с айер кво точно правят (освен с изпълнителните продуценти), и точно тук не са му минали зад гърба, че да му преправят филма... пак - нямат времето за това. Плюс че и айер си говори свободно за произведението, за разлика от снайдер, който личеше, че не може да си намери място, задето му орязаха филма.

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