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Re: Разни

Post by Litz » Mon Aug 17, 2015 6:26 pm

Новата "фантастична четворка" изглежда да фейлва по-брутално от предните, Електра и Деърдевил взети заедно на десета степен. Как е възможно това? Ся аз имах тия опасения при обявянето, че Джони ще е черен. И комбинацията от Майлс Телър и Кейт Мара като Рийд и Сю, най-вече, щото изглеждат като деветокласник и учителката му по биология, ма като чета ревютата, кастът е най-малкия проблем на тоя филм.

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Re: Разни

Post by alshu » Tue Sep 08, 2015 4:39 pm

The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Re: Разни

Post by alshu » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:44 am

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The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Re: Разни

Post by alshu » Fri Sep 25, 2015 4:43 pm

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The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Re: Разни

Post by tigermaster » Fri Sep 25, 2015 6:46 pm

Доста верни неща са казани в тая статия, обаче на места авторът греши брутално. "Терминатор: Генисис" може да не се представи на ниво в САЩ, обаче извън Щатите спечели доста повече пари от "Ант-мен", примерно. Върна си бюджета почти три пъти и, ако Шварценегер не вземе да се гътне от старост междувременно, почти със сигурност ще има продължение. (Не че ни трябва, де...) Честно казано, филмът си има проблеми, обаче нито един от тях не е споменат в статията.

А "Томороуленд" флопна така грубо до голяма степен именно защото беше оригинален. Как иначе да се обясни успехът на "Джурасик Свят"? Той беше изработен от напълно неизвестен режисьор, нямаше нито един актьор, който да привлече зрителите (Крис Прат не е такъв и едва ли някога ще бъде), ефектите му бяха зле, сценарият му беше абсолютен кошмар... И, въпреки това, тази простотия беше най-големият хит за тази година. Съмнявам се дори Епизод 7 да го мине, при все че със сигурност ще бъде поне двайсет и три пъти по-добър.

С повечето от другото обаче съм съгласен, особено с това за ориджин историите. Съвсем ми е писнало от тях, честно...
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Re: Разни

Post by Amelia » Tue Sep 29, 2015 7:04 am

Носят се слухове, че Damian Lewis ще бъде следващият Бонд.
Толкова па да не ми пасва на тая роля тоя човек.... Много го харесвах в Homeland ама няма нито присъствието, нито физиката, нито гласа на Бонд, ебаси.

Идрис Елба (друг слух отпреди време) щеше да е толкова по-добре в тая роля. А и ми се ще да видя черен Бонд.
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Re: Разни

Post by tigermaster » Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:43 pm

Аз пък се чудя за какво изобщо ни е нов Бонд. Не е като да няма към двайсет и пет филма за него, простиращи се от идиотска комедия, през приключенски/екшън/трилър, та до още по-идиотска псевдонаучна фантастика...
Не че ако направят нов хубав филм с него, ще откажа да го гледам, обаче хайде нещо ново вече.
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Re: Разни

Post by Claymore » Tue Sep 29, 2015 6:55 pm

Идрис Елба щеше да кърти, а Damian Lewis е по-bland от бял хляб за 30 пенса в Лидл. Ма как да е, така или иначе ако не е Мендес на кормилото не се знае колко ще си струват следващите филми.
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Re: Разни

Post by Amelia » Wed Sep 30, 2015 2:22 am

Съгласна съм, че Бонд е изтъркан до запалване и можем да минем и без нови филми. Но пък точно в такива супер изтъъркани и изморени франчайзи може да се направи някъв по-интересен експеримент. Само дето няма да ни огрее.
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Re: Разни

Post by Litz » Wed Sep 30, 2015 11:36 am

Аз новия Бонд бих го гледала само и единствено заради Валц, то друго не остана.

Идрис Елба има много Бонд осанка, а Луис би бледнял яко.

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Re: Разни

Post by alshu » Wed Sep 30, 2015 5:11 pm

Аз пък един Бонд не съм харесал до сега. Може би малко сцената с един танк заобиколен с маса волги...но само заради символиката, която никога няма да притежава за западния зрител...не и целия филм.
Не и никой друг филм от поредицата.

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The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Re: Разни

Post by Litz » Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:12 pm

Ревюто на новия Бонд ми хареса и ме убеди да не го гледам :mrgreen:

П.П. Christoph Waltz на български би трябвало да бъде изписано Валц, а не Уолц, щото пичът е австриец и дори по английските медии си му го казват Валц :)

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Re: Разни

Post by alshu » Tue Nov 10, 2015 10:54 am

Бе, направо Валс.
The coffee had been steadily growing more and more execrable for the space of three weeks, till at last it had ceased to be coffee altogether and had assumed the nature of mere discolored water — so this person said. He said it was so weak that it was transparent an inch in depth around the edge of the cup. As he approached the table one morning he saw the transparent edge — by means of his extraordinary vision long before he got to his seat. He went back and complained in a high-handed way to Capt. Duncan. He said the coffee was disgraceful. The Captain showed his. It seemed tolerably good. The incipient mutineer was more outraged than ever, then, at what he denounced as the partiality shown the captain’s table over the other tables in the ship. He flourished back and got his cup and set it down triumphantly, and said:

“Just try that mixture once, Captain Duncan.”

He smelt it — tasted it — smiled benignantly — then said:

“It is inferior — for coffee — but it is pretty fair tea.”

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Re: Разни

Post by Claymore » Tue Nov 10, 2015 2:43 pm

Litz wrote:Ревюто на новия Бонд ми хареса и ме убеди да не го гледам :mrgreen:

П.П. Christoph Waltz на български би трябвало да бъде изписано Валц, а не Уолц, щото пичът е австриец и дори по английските медии си му го казват Валц :)
Моето или на Рандъм? :mrgreen:
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Re: Разни

Post by Litz » Tue Nov 10, 2015 3:33 pm

Като го писах не бях видяла, че има две ревюта, а това на Рандъм излиза първо. Сега прочетох и твоето, но очаквах маааааааааалко по-ниска оценка.

Иначе това Уолц откъде ви дойде, чисто любопитна съм. На Оскарите си му казват Валц, Грейъм Нортън като го гледах пак си му го каза името по немски, та не разбирам :)

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