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Е баси теста...

Post by JaimeLannister » Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:36 am

http://www.okcupid.com/death

Лично аз изглежда ще умирам на 75 от рак...
Бе 75 добре, ама рака хич не ме радва....

According to our research, you'll be dead by

April 2058
at age 75


- probable cause -


cancer


YOU DIE: 74.9 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds


И това последното е ултра гадно...
You have 19455.6 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 29% of your life.

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"Основната и крайна цел на живота е смъртта и той винаги я постига." Зигмунд Фройд

"PRESENT IS THE TIME INCLUDING ALL TIMES
EACH SECOND IS ETERNITY AS ETERNITY IS NOW
AND NOW IS FOREVER..."

Курвите идват и си отиват, Star craft остава!

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Post by Elayne » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:08 am

Хаха, аз съм и по-зле -- 67 години. А това очевидно са глупости и не ми се отразява подтискащо...
I dont care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When Im not around

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Post by Dilvish the Damned » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:21 am

77,9 години... 34%... най-вероятно от сърдечен удар... Ама ей сега ще взема да се гръмна и да им опропастя сметките на тях!!

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Post by Ambartanen » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:25 am

81,6 години

WHY YOU DIE?
56% stroke
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Бах! Какъвто съм болнав надали, ама щом са казали...

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Post by Yan » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:29 am

December 2058
at age 78

heart attack
YOU DIE: 77.9 years

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 19695.1 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 31% of your life.
Правилата на бордгейминга:
1. Всички други неща, включително храна, дрехи, застраховка за колата и пари за обяд, представляват непредвидени разходи по отношение на това, което ви е необходимо за игрите.
2. Никога не пресмятайте общата стойност на това, което сте купили.
3. Ако искате нещо, значи ви е нужно.
4. Ако ви е нужно, значи трябва да го купите.

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Post by Moridin » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:32 am

72, инфаркт.. стаа.
This is it. Ground zero.

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Post by The Dragon » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:41 am

November 2063
at age 81

- probable cause -

cancer


YOU DIE: 81.4 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.








WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 21495.0 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 28% of your life.
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

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Post by Tais » Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:10 pm

August 2051
at age 79

- probable cause -

heart attack

YOU DIE: 78.9 years

AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have no more health & vitality than the average woman.


WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 17018.9 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 41% of your life.
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Post by JaimeLannister » Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:43 pm

Пък аз си мислех, че ще живея много...
Ми вий всички ме минавате. Само Elayne не знам какво е правила, че да изкара такъв резултат....
"Основната и крайна цел на живота е смъртта и той винаги я постига." Зигмунд Фройд

"PRESENT IS THE TIME INCLUDING ALL TIMES
EACH SECOND IS ETERNITY AS ETERNITY IS NOW
AND NOW IS FOREVER..."

Курвите идват и си отиват, Star craft остава!

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Post by Daggerstab » Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:09 pm

Хм, вече не сме ли правили такива тестове?

71 години, рак.
Дагърстаб. Точка.

Предупреждение: Имам лошия навик да споря. Освен това страдам от черен хумор и изблици на сарказъм.

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Post by Morwen » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:09 pm

According to our research, you'll be dead by

April 2064
at age 83

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Това със самотата хем ми се вижда невъзможно, хем адски плашещо...
Btw, мисля че ме изкара повече, защото последните десетина дни трябваше да пазя диета и съм излязла адски здравословно хранеща се.
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Post by Roland » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:14 pm

2063
на 78 :)
От инфаркт, както се очаква принципно :)
And you can't dance with a devil on your back...

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Post by Demandred » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:18 pm

78, рак. Бива. 8-)
Sure your parents might think you're a failure
But no one's ever said: "First, let's kill all the tailors"
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Post by Roland » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:32 pm

Бла, рак не бива
And you can't dance with a devil on your back...

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Post by Dilvish the Damned » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:34 pm

Хе-хе, Ян, с тебе може да залагаме кой от двамата ще превари... и мен са ме насрочили за декември 2058. Само дето не казаха коя дата точно :roll:

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