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Аха! А тия неща, които сто души ти препоръчваме ти били много дълги, че са по 5-6-7 сезона, а?! А тук си навъртял 30.
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Why Planning is important?
One Night 4 college students were playing computer games till late night and could not study for a test, which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt as possible.
They then went to the Dean and said they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back, and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name......................... (2 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tyre burst? (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right
One Night 4 college students were playing computer games till late night and could not study for a test, which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt as possible.
They then went to the Dean and said they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back, and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name......................... (2 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tyre burst? (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right
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Ако някой се сеща за английската песничка "Hickory, dickory, dock"...
Some unknown filker recorded in the BSD fortunes file wrote:Flappity, floppity, flip
The mouse on the mobius strip;
The strip revolved,
The mouse dissolved
In a chronodimensional skip.
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Ed: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.
Ed: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.
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The purpose of art is to make the imagined seem real, the impossible seem possible. Pornography has much the same purpose. ...
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