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На какво можеха да приличат първите две минути от "Confessions of a Shopaholic", ако бяха написани от, ми, а де, да речем примерно Джеймс Хетфийлд и Ларс Улрих

http://i.imgur.com/HjvVg.jpg

Spoiler: show

Котка в нер(а)вна борба с принтер - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yZtji0BgGQ

tigermaster · Post by **tigermaster** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:00 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMn-r74_Y_g&feature=fvw
Човекът оркестър.

tigermaster · Post by **tigermaster** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:12 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTPko-aXvJM
За феновете на Meat Loaf с уважение.

Clio · Post by **Clio** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:07 pm

Instructions for Stress Diet

BREAKFAST:
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz. skim milk

LUNCH:
4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed spinach
1 cup herb tea
1 Oreo cookie

MID-AFTERNOON SNACK:
The rest of Oreos in the package
2 pints Rocky Road ice cream, nuts, cherries and whipped cream
1 jar hot fudge sauce

DINNER:
2 loaves garlic bread
4 cans or 1 large pitcher Coke
1 large sausage, mushroom and cheese pizza
3 Snickers bars

LATE EVENING NEWS:
Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer)

RULES FOR THIS DIET:

1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the diet soda cancels out the calories in the candy bar.

3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they do.

4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.

5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

6. Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. (Examples: Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, M&M's)

7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something.

9. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. (Examples: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and mashed potatoes.)

10. Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.

11. Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.

12. Anything consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to his/her plate. (We ALL know how calories like to cling!)

Xellos · Post by **Xellos** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:19 pm

Земи тоя Райд са

Spoiler: show

tigermaster · Post by **tigermaster** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:42 am

http://katehizis.com/news/shNews.php?id ... 8beb4ef19c
Това дали не е първоаприлска шега?

termit · Post by **termit** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:12 pm

Защо Гугъл е богиня

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Script ... s_God.html

RossTheBoss · Post by **RossTheBoss** » Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:46 am

Blackthorne 2....и още нещо.

http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/mobile/

Xellos · Post by **Xellos** » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:01 pm

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie_Jesus

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