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Post by passer-by » Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:53 pm

Изрових една стара тема, представете си. :lol:

"Тестът на Данте" ви дава да проверите в кой кръг от ада ще горите. :devil: :twisted: :roll: :lol:

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Аз съм най-много за шестия - като еретик. :lol:

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate


Приемам го като комплимент бтв. 8-)

Иначе и в няколко други добре се представям. :lol:
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Баси как се радвам, че вече не се впечатлявам от тия глупости. Има хора, които сериозно са се травмирали от страх къде щели да попаднат след смъртта.
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Post by Dr. Horrible » Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:21 pm

Аз съм в осмия кръг:

Level 8- the Malebolge: Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers :twisted:
But goddamn,
you got me in love again

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Post by Nowiqbroi » Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:34 pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

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Post by RAT400 » Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:17 pm

passer-by wrote:"Тестът на Данте" ви дава да проверите в кой кръг от ада ще горите. :devil: :twisted: :roll: :lol:
Има цяла тема за тоя тест... между другото :)

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Post by Maledictus » Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:37 pm

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Вторият кръг е за мене.... Нека ми е лошо, при Клео и Ленчето....

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Post by tigermaster » Sun Dec 27, 2009 6:38 pm

Право в шестия попаднах...
А има ли някаква възможност да не се паднеш в ада според тоя тест?
Света аз цял обходих
и изправен гордо пак стоя.
Срещнах милиони хора
и на всичките им взех ума.

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Post by passer-by » Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:37 pm

RAT400 wrote:
passer-by wrote:"Тестът на Данте" ви дава да проверите в кой кръг от ада ще горите. :devil: :twisted: :roll: :lol:
Има цяла тема за тоя тест... между другото :)
Опа, объркал съм линка, сега ще коригирам.

Най-много от тукашните хора сме в шестия, като гледам. 8-)
Много еретици, много нещо. :P

А и там триумвират баси (Симеон, Термитов и Любимеца с Extreme level). Като тук. А Симеон и на двете места в управлението.....................................................

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(тия двете са от Марфето - къде ги намира такива бе :D :thumbsup: )



tigermaster wrote:Право в шестия попаднах...
А има ли някаква възможност да не се паднеш в ада според тоя тест?
Сигурно. Ако отговориш "правилно" и "добродетелно"...


Базиле, с какво те наказват във втория кръг, бе? Ако е на принципа "педофили в затвора"... :spite: :lol:



Иначе евала на всички достигнали Extreme level (Алексис има ЧЕТИРИ :shock: А Драгъна - СЕДЕМ :shock: :shock: :shock: ). Аз само до Very High издрапах. :(


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High 8-)
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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Post by Maledictus » Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:20 pm

Мне, уви, не е толкова забавно при мен като педофилите, въртя се във вечно торнадо...... Абе има нещо гнило в тоя тест, не съм ексрийм лъстив.... чак.....
Айде, някой да вземе да се продъни в деветия (там са предателите), че да го черпя. ;) :twisted:

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Post by ifadriana » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:06 pm

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 - Lustful Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 - Violent Low
Level 8 - the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

edit: Попе, ще си правим компания
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Post by Maledictus » Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:25 pm

ifadriana wrote: Попе, ще си правим компания
Ето, за пореден път се уредих на най-якото място. А после не съм бил с връзки ;р

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Post by Amelia » Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:17 pm

Якото на тоя тест е, че го правя периодично и всеки път ме изкарва нещо различно. Днес съм кръвожадна и зла:

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Първият път като го правих бях в лимбото. Бях още добро, девствено дете. После проебах и се наредих при курвите. После при еретиците. Сега съм вайлънт. Май се движа стабилно надолу по стълбицата...
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Post by Moridin » Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:13 am

Аз съм при херетикс въпреки всички убийства, самоубийства и лакомии, които наредих там
This is it. Ground zero.

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Post by Alanna » Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:48 am

Предполагам, че в определени моменти и някои от другите ни греховни наклонности взимат превез. Освен това човек се променя.
Аз май сравнително често изкарвам "похотта".

Purgatory / Repenting Believers / Very Low
Level 1 / Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers / High
Level 2 / Lustful / Very High
Level 3 / Gluttonous / Low
Level 4 / Prodigal and Avaricious / Very Low
Level 5 / Wrathful and Gloomy / Low
Level 6 / The City of Dis /Heretics / Moderate
Level 7 / Violent / Moderate
Level 8 / the Malebolge / Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers / High
Level 9 / Cocytus / Treacherous / Low

Имам и големи наклонности към леката форма неверници и към измамниците (само май положителен отговор на въпрос дали ми се отдава да лъжа - ми какво ако ми се отдава :P ), и само средни към еретизъм и кръвожадност.
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Post by Vivian » Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:27 pm

I`m evil...

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Абе да спориш с Вивиан за филми е като да ловиш пираня с патката си - нито много риба ще наловиш нито члена ти ще става за нещо след това .... --The Dragon

Напомнете ми да не споря с Вивиан. Лайк евър. -- Muad_Dib

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