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Tais
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Post by Tais » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:03 pm

хехехеее.... Лан, тези младежи и девойки ми се чини, си правят сметката без кръчмарите... така де - онези до казана :twisted:

ама ние ще гледаме отгоре сеир, де, хрупайки ябълки :P
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Post by Drizzt Do`Urden » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:11 pm

ш, как бе Любимец, ти си роден лидер :Р
ама аз сам какво ще правя в 4-я кръг... някой не ще ли да ме приеме на квартира из другите кръгове?
Пък и, нали, млад съм още, има време достатъчно грехове да извърша :РР

едит: в 2, 3 и 8 имам хай, кажете какво да правя че да ги дигна :Р
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Post by Jaar » Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:04 am

Благодаря, Любимецо на всички Демони!
Още тази нощ ще се разходя до някое гробище да поръчам гранитните статуи. И после отивам да демоно-хранителствам при Бионсе. :lol:

И, ако обичаш, никаква Република! Само диктатура!!!
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Post by adrammalech » Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:46 am

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

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Post by Marfa » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:20 am

Осмо?!?!?! Въх...
This octopus! Let's give him boots, send him to North Korea!

Image<-Подробно описание на нещата, които ми образуват нерви :twisted:
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Post by Lannis » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:30 am

Tais wrote:хехехеее.... Лан, тези младежи и девойки ми се чини, си правят сметката без кръчмарите... така де - онези до казана :twisted:

ама ние ще гледаме отгоре сеир, де, хрупайки ябълки :P
И череши, и череши!!!:)

Може да им хвърляме отгоре по някой райски плод от време на време, щото сме добри и милостиви! И ако Шефът даде, естествено... Че то с райските плодове никога не може да е сигурен човек :wink:
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Post by Alexis » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:58 am

Аз никога не съм се имала за светица, ама и такова не очаквах. :twisted: Излязох Extreme на 4 нива, при това без да полагам особени усилия. Чак се чудя какво би било ако се стараех :P

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
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Обичам си аватара!!

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Post by Marfa » Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:12 am

Ами май излиза, че Алексис ще е Архишефката...Image
This octopus! Let's give him boots, send him to North Korea!

Image<-Подробно описание на нещата, които ми образуват нерви :twisted:
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Post by armageddon » Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:43 am

Вярно е. Аз не видях друг със толкоз high резултати навсякъде :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Post by termit » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:11 am

Уф, добре че Алекс е в 7 кръг, та няма да ни развали Триумвиратчето :wink:
Като цяло, мои уважаеми колеги, смятам че можем вече да започнем подготовката за лека смяна на статуквото в 6 кръг, колкото да заемем справедливо полагащите ни се места :twisted:
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Post by Elayne » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:23 am

Аз ша зема да емигрирам, ей! :? Я повече уважение към жените в 6-ти, кви са тия работи!
I dont care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When Im not around

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Post by The Dragon » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:35 am

And the winner is.....

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8 Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 Treacherous Extreme
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Post by Tais » Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:32 pm

Джаар, скъпи, честито ти аватар! Великолепен е! :D
това да не е Ти'сейн? :wink:
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Post by termit » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:02 pm

Елейн, не е до неуважение въпроса.
С тия показатели, Алекс щеше да е пълновластен шеф, ако беше при нас - пък на мен ми харесва да съм аз от шефовете, такова :wink:
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Post by Drizzt Do`Urden » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:13 pm

a, ок, аз ще си гния сам в 4-я кръг.. баси.. поне едно РС да ми уредите там :Р
-You Said it yourself, Kain.. There Are only two sides to a coin..
-Apparently so. But suppose you throw a coin enough times... But suppose one day, it lands on its edge..

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